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· 6 years ago
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*flies into wall*
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
There is a big fucking imprint on my foyer window of a fat pigeon who did this right after I got that window cleaned. You can see where his face bent, neck snapped, breast hit, then wings hit. It's a truly incredible imprint.... but I JUST got the windows cleaned. Fucking pigeons.
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deleted
· 6 years ago
They can fly???
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rosalinas
· 6 years ago
it is a bird sooo
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deleted
· 6 years ago
Nothing but gay turkeys
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deleted
· 6 years ago
Not all birds can fly. Penguins can't. Ostriches can't. Emus can't.
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rosalinas
· 6 years ago
Weakass birds
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celticrose
· 6 years ago
Emus won a war against an entire continent, not so weak.
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deleted
· 6 years ago
I thought that was a joke..?
celticrose
· 6 years ago
Nope.
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geluregis
· 6 years ago
Honestly, all big flightless birds are terrifying. They're still dinosaurs. Cassowaries, emu, ostriches, all could shunt your dick into your own ass with a single kick.
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
The Great Emu War was not a joke.. not a joke at all. It's fucking hilarious though.
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celticrose
· 6 years ago
Giant flightless birds against a full on army equipped with machine guns, and fowl won. A beautiful time in history.
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
I want the spot on Drunk History when that story is told, but I'm from the US and kinda don't feel like I should be the one... Drunk History on the Great Emu War needs to happen though.
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guest
· 6 years ago
I thought they were flightless??
mistoffelees
· 6 years ago
They can fly short distances up onto things or down from things. A bit like chickens. I'm guessing this photo is it gliding down from a perch.
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guest
· 6 years ago
"I'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly!"
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
"What is it with you and hot ladies? Seriously!?"
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
I believe I can fly.... I believe I can touch the sky... I think about it erry night and day... spread my wings and fly away....
