There is a big fucking imprint on my foyer window of a fat pigeon who did this right after I got that window cleaned. You can see where his face bent, neck snapped, breast hit, then wings hit. It's a truly incredible imprint.... but I JUST got the windows cleaned. Fucking pigeons.
Honestly, all big flightless birds are terrifying. They're still dinosaurs. Cassowaries, emu, ostriches, all could shunt your dick into your own ass with a single kick.
I want the spot on Drunk History when that story is told, but I'm from the US and kinda don't feel like I should be the one... Drunk History on the Great Emu War needs to happen though.
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