Message to Dog: The most wholesome thing I've ever f*cking read

Woof?
I don’t have a dog

I'll always be home I totally promise. If not be good for my dad. You'll see your boy I promise. You're adorable. Stop chewing up toilet paper. You're amazing and I love you...YOU ARE THE GOOD BOI!!

My dumbass would prob burn 8 seconds of it by askin my pup if she can really understand what I’m telling her.

"Tell the other dogs, go ahead, they'll never believe you."

Stop barking at other dogs.. And the wind.. And your reflection in the window.. Just stop barking you little monster

Omg that cute doggy face

I don't like it when you lick my face.. especially after you lick your butt. I still love you, let us cuddle.

Now I'm wasted, and sad.

You need to learn to poop outside!!!

Stop eating my plants!