Traffic is hectic these days

"You've been gone 18 years and you didn't even come back with the the right color?!"

Wow....
A silver car? If you were in my life you'd know good and damn well I wanted a charcoal paint job. Try again in the next 18 years.

“Wow thanks this is just unbeleivable I thought you were dead”

"Wait if you're my dad.....then who's this other guy?"

"Wow, man, this car totally makes up for that crucial and influential part of my life you missed."

"My father is here but you can be my daddy"