Yeah, but gyms aren't made for people who do their thing and mind their goddamn business. they're made for narcissistic douches who spend half the time eyeing up the other gym-goers and the other half mentally masturbating to their self-image.
That said... I'd fucking pay for this gym.
Go buy a few dumbells, work your back until you can do a pull up on a tree or something similar like a play ground. Could you do a pull-up as a kid? Jesus... I was Spider-Man before my eldest bro got Crash Bandicoot and I spent a summer playing that... I was a kid and didn't notice what happened, but I basically got borderline obese in one summer and have had to work myself back since. I doubt my stretch marks from that summer will ever go away; my waistline doubled and I only grew like 2 inches. I was fat. I'll never have ripped abs or anything, but now I'm built in the stomach more like Russell Crowe in Gladiator minus the biceps. My triceps are sick.. but I've always feared my biceps getting large and utterly screwing with my jumpshot. I practice my jumpshot everywhere I go, basketball or not... gonna roll up a piece of paper and shoot that.
Shit I got side-tracked... fuck I'm talking with mostly adults.. or at least people who seriously don't have the time for this
Idk, let's hope technology can fix us.
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That said... I'd fucking pay for this gym.
Idk, let's hope technology can fix us.