Apple a day keeps the doctor away

Every post has a spirit. You're an evil doctor you should have learned that already.

I don't work with spirits, I work with dead bodies!

Well go find a dead post and weigh it and you'll see it weighs less than a living post. That's the spirit having left it. Any evil doctor worth their salt should at some point work with trapping spirits for malicious purposes. Step up ya game, yo.

I have better things to do than weigh spirits y'know. Where's your evil science degree?

On my wall next to my spiritual engineering degree and my evil women's association badge.

Jeez, what school did you go to

Double majored at Northeastern university of Evil Studies.

Well... you do you I guess