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funkmasterrex


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Because it works 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
There's actually a way Trump could keep himself in power without an election. It involves a world war and it's not pretty.
A supreme leader Trump 20 years from now though? Haha, no. He's already showing severe signs of dementia.... at worst it'll be another 3.5 years.
Have you ever seen a guy win a round of pool while pulling tricks. It's crazy! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
That was awesome... but I can't help but think of an episode of The Twilight Zone; this dude spends nearly his entire life trying to become the best and beat a dead guy who eventually comes back and asks the challenger to bet his soul on the game and lets the challenger win. The challenger then is cursed to come back any time someone wants to challenge him while the ghost guy finally finds peace as he no longer has to defend the title.
That's true love 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I feel him
I cant wait 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I'm SO down. Fenris (Fenrir) Wolf and Surtur look awesome... Hulk speaking and his dialogue are awesome.... Valkyrie in her armor is badass... Hela looks MEAN AF!!!!!!! edited because I noticed I spelled it Feris instead of Fenris.
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Doctor Cat 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
....*heart melts*.... WE NEED A DOCTOR!
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Artistic beetle 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I bet you could sell it for 100k.
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The only good reason to put pineapple on pizza 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
also, Manson was forced to change his name further than even having a C in his last name because he embarrassed Francis so much. I only made up some of that... Cage's brother is literally a radio announcer who goes by "The Cope" and he's the nephew of FFC.
The only good reason to put pineapple on pizza 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
It all started with Francis Ford Coppola you see... he thought his nephew was so batshit crazy he forced his brother to call him Cage instead. Sofia Coppola has been barred by the family to ever work with him because they now think he's possessed by demons (he is).. which says a lot when you compare him to his brother "The Cope".... who may or not be... Marilyn Manson.
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Get Up, Don't Give Up My Friend 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
why on earth does he have shoes on?
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My friend sends me random shit 33.0 - I've been feeling down..... 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
why you do this genetics?
My friend sends me random shit 34.0 - ....so they're sending cute things 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I want that owl... but I feel owl would attack my cat. Perhaps raise owl from chick with cat... but owls are stupid.
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Fake game at IKEA 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Grandma's Auto looks sick.
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True unsolved mystery 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
The only old clothes I won't get rid of are a few basketball jerseys... still got my KG jersey from the T-Wolves, my T-Mac magic jersey, My OG Bron jersey even though I hate him now, my Dirk and my 22 Reece Gaines Louisville jersey. If I ever find that fker who I let borrow my Yao jersey I'll have that back too.
I accidentally get too many cigarette holes/burns into my chill-out basketball shorts to care... and my regular T's get shredded by cats, yard work or something unforeseen too care.
My work suits I all got from goodwill (seriously a $400 suit for $15? YAS) so I don't really care, i'll just go buy another one.
Let's be real, we would all hate poo in the street 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
the shittiest of the shit jobs. :/
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Will Smith has grown into himself 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
there's also the uncle phil one... which I'm sure I'll see later as I scroll.
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...what is wrong with that guy,wanting animals to frickle frackle.... 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I think it was more like... "No... I swear! I've seen it... we take these annoying specks and we put them back into the ground and we will have WAY MORE! BELIEVE ME!" And then they kill that guy... try it anyway and they all collectively just "eh, whoops".
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How to make a cube from 4 points 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Yep.
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The best thing to happen in an airport, ever 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I'd have to lay down with them if I ever saw this IRL
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Everything you see in this picture is cake 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
All of that would just anger me. I'm not big on sweets.
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Paris Hilton really loves herself 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I'm sure Kanye can reach that level.
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Stil phat tho 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
daaayum
Let's Aim For The Bushes 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I remember seeing this in theaters and this shit had me laughing for a good 5 min... I felt bad for everyone in the theater but I couldn't help it... it was so freaking hilarious.
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Twice as bright, half as long, burnt at both ends... whatever you do, make it worth it. 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I do. I still remember the two best nights of sleep I ever had.
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Even more irritating when the boss has multiple forms 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
this is who I immediately thought of.
Anon enjoys music....a lot... 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
We had a group project at my HS that lasted a few weeks and we were in a room that was usually locked. I stayed after school to finish up some stuff since I also had basketball practice and wasn't going to ride the bus home anyway... needless to say since I was alone of course I cranked one out.