Important 37 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
there's drunk sex... where neither party can theoretically give consent... but it's also not rape... so....
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That took a horrifying turn 24 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
sometimes you have too.... some snakes will starve themselves to death before they eat dead prey. At that point it's best to put them in a separate feeding tank first and then put the prey in without touching it so you don't get the scent on you. (From the stories you can see I learned those lessons)... I miss Patches (my ball python) :/
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Hey charlie, how about a spa day? 6 comments
It's a dangerous sport 31 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
lmao I saw that coming. Hey man, I'm a UK fan when it doesn't cost UoL anything.
It's a dangerous sport 31 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
the point is that you have to be in peak physical condition to drive a car that fast and bank that fast... much less do it for 4+ hours. I consider it a sport... just with super expensive equipment.
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It's a dangerous sport 31 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
UoL is my college team as well for both football and basketball... my family hates me August-March....
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It's a dangerous sport 31 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
I got a bunch of fam in Lexington, was born there (grew up in TX)... funny story though... I'm allergic to bluegrass.
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Smarta$$ PIMP's Move 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
on campus? 20 min. On the other side of town? 20 min, but for a BS ticket instead.
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That took a horrifying turn 24 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
My pet snake wouldn't go near a dead rat. They have to be taught it from birth and on top of it you have to thaw them and sometimes microwave them if it's too cold out in the sun for the body to become warm enough for the snake to even recognize it as food. It's easier to just put the snake in a bathtub and put a live rat in after. (I was a kid when I had my snake and didn't ever use a separate feeding area, but that only became a problem once).
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That took a horrifying turn 24 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
ahhahahahaha. I used to have a ball python and I always found watching him eat utterly fascinating... until this jackass rat bit him on the back of the head once. He turned out fine, but I freaked and sprinted to the Target my mom was at, as this was before cell phones, and forced her to drop everything, come home and help me take him to the vet.
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Get Up, Don't Give Up My Friend 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
I was thinking that as I typed it... but it still begs the question... WHY DOES HE HAVE SHOES ON?! lol
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sometimes it’s for the best 23 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
the big A is Sentinel Peak.. A lot of colleges do something like it... is pretty cool.
Hey charlie, how about a spa day? 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
a spa where it's just cooked spaghetti in a Jacuzzi and the water keeps it warm and you just take a fork and twirl up the spaghetti around you and dip it in sauces that are in bowls on the side.
I personally hated iron man dos 6 comments
I personally hated iron man dos 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
there's also the whole... Tony getting drunker and drunker (poisoning in the movie but in the comics it's drunker and drunker) until he throws a killer house party on his birthday and gets in an epic fight with his best bud that destroys the house.
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Is the table or window crooked 15 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
Maybe it's the floor and not the table though... or also the floor... who knows.
Is the table or window crooked 15 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
busted out a ruler... the windows line up, the chairs are not the same, but I don't think the table is straight either.
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Tel me, which is more important? 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
Kraft mac n cheese is MAH SHIIIIIIIT. You have to use milk instead of water though so it doesn't get all dry.
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Missing cats 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
I've found my cats in a bathtub, at the very back of a closet under the stairs that I've never opened in the summer because it's a coat closet, in a drawer in the garage, on the neighbors' roof and in a parking lot a mile from my house (the last one had to do with construction workers from next door moving her).
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