Yeah I had a bf when I was 19 I loved him alot but he lived in Ca and at the time we were together because I lived in Tx. and was visiting my friend for her wedding in Ca. where she lived. I was thinking of staying and marring him honestly we were together for 2 months and I felt he was the one.
But my grandmother who lived with my parents was on her 4th heart surgery and needed help at home so I wanted to go not knowing if she be with us for long.
She lived for another 3 years.
Me and the guy broke up a month after I left.
I looked him up last year.
40 to life for molesting his neice and killing her. And he had kid porn all over his computer and house.
Also got ugly fat and bald lmao I almost didn't recognize him. He use to be a thin rail with a full head of shoulder length hair.
I sooooo got lucky. It happen half a year after we broke up.
Road trip as topic easy:
My older brothers and thier friends decided best way to end their highschool years is to go on a road trip to Ca. where my oldest brothers gf of the time was from. So they get to Tucson Az. and stay at a hotel for the night. The next morning my brothers friend bubba says he just saw a mountain. They all call him an idiot saying there is tons of mountains around. He says no I saw A MOUNTAIN. So they all go out to see what he is talking about at there on the side of the mountain a gigantic letter A. They all turn to now smug bubba and my 2nd oldest brother says ok we all seen A mountain Im going back to bed.
Ok Zoos lol
So me, my brothers, and my parents all went to San Antonio zoo I think I was 17. So we been there before so I seen it all before and so I start to get bored. Lmao so I sing as we walk
" We are going to the zoo zoo zoo
How about you you you
We are going see some bears bears
bears
And I forget the rest of this song song song"
I was skipping and laughing as well lol.
So my Dad hears me sing this stops walkimg looks me dead in the eye and says"Will you shut up or do I have to strap your ass to a tiger?" Worse part the tigers part was right next to us. lol
That was actually hard to pick which story lol I have alot of zoo stories lol
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Holy shit you dodged a H Bomb right there. And I love your stories btw :)
make the chat then. Hi mrscollector I hear you are from Texas. I grew up in Texas as well and went across the country coast to coast after I graduated. I am down to share all the funnies, the angries and the downright whats i've ever encountered.... Although I still, deep down, think someone from Florida will out-do both of us.
Nothing wrong with being an anti-SJW tho. Just be moderate, some anti-SJW people are mentally at the same low as SJWs so just don't fall into that trap.
But my grandmother who lived with my parents was on her 4th heart surgery and needed help at home so I wanted to go not knowing if she be with us for long.
She lived for another 3 years.
Me and the guy broke up a month after I left.
I looked him up last year.
40 to life for molesting his neice and killing her. And he had kid porn all over his computer and house.
Also got ugly fat and bald lmao I almost didn't recognize him. He use to be a thin rail with a full head of shoulder length hair.
I sooooo got lucky. It happen half a year after we broke up.
I like it
My older brothers and thier friends decided best way to end their highschool years is to go on a road trip to Ca. where my oldest brothers gf of the time was from. So they get to Tucson Az. and stay at a hotel for the night. The next morning my brothers friend bubba says he just saw a mountain. They all call him an idiot saying there is tons of mountains around. He says no I saw A MOUNTAIN. So they all go out to see what he is talking about at there on the side of the mountain a gigantic letter A. They all turn to now smug bubba and my 2nd oldest brother says ok we all seen A mountain Im going back to bed.
How about Zoos?
So me, my brothers, and my parents all went to San Antonio zoo I think I was 17. So we been there before so I seen it all before and so I start to get bored. Lmao so I sing as we walk
" We are going to the zoo zoo zoo
How about you you you
We are going see some bears bears
bears
And I forget the rest of this song song song"
I was skipping and laughing as well lol.
So my Dad hears me sing this stops walkimg looks me dead in the eye and says"Will you shut up or do I have to strap your ass to a tiger?" Worse part the tigers part was right next to us. lol
That was actually hard to pick which story lol I have alot of zoo stories lol
I'm gonna start a chat
@mrscollector, do you accept the challenge?
Also hi @funkmasterrex