Google: putting interpreters out of a job

Sword: beat me harder dad
Blacksmith: you disgust me

https://screenrant.com/black-widow-movie-prequel-winter-soldier/amp/ Y’all are welcome

I’m Tri One the Immortal of Asia and my dog is Dark One the Keeper. And this is legit cause he’s a keeper lmao

Unpopular opinion but wtf is everyone’s problem with some shit? Like are y’all running after bears picking up their shit? No? Then why is it a problem if a different animal shits in the field? Poop is a natural fertilizer and literally every animal other than humans shits outside

Dude looks like a thumb or a big toe

I’m definitely the fish that’s on fire during this game

Oof Jason is so damn fine

What does that mean his sides enter orbit?

My mom loves to tell me to shut the fuck up when I talk about my interests or something I just learned

The final frontier

Look up and think about what those stars have become. Cause ya’know they already dead

Y’all are forgetting that Cinderella can run around is glass shards, survive without eating, and is used to pain and neglect

If every human year is seven dog years then 1 human day is equivalent to 30 days in dog time

Until she died

My first elementary school’s cafeteria smelt like this very particular brand of hand sanitizer (like it legitimately smelt like everything was made out of it) and every time I use that stuff I remember eating sandwiches out of my lunchbox