@kakaburra If you don't love watermelinz, you're gonna end up "bone"less, too. ;)

Why not hold their humans to the same standard?
*cue "OH SNAP!"*

@kakaburra Call me Doctor, because I'm about to prescribe you an asston of orgasms. ;)

@kakaburra Me when I meet your "pupper".

I was somewhere in the middle.
Literally nobody gave a shit.

If you weren't a weird yoga creep, you wouldn't have to give a dissertation about it.
Stop being weird, then preying on the idiots that fall for your backpedaling.

I love Bill Burr.
This was not enough Bill Burr.

Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't be annoying.
I made it a whole 17 seconds.

Effin' birthers are at it again...

@kakaburra I guess you could say she's...
*sunglasses*
...Rainbow Dashing AF.

Chris Cornell is dead, and I've seen exactly one news thing about it.
Sorry, I don't mean to take away from this, I've just been thinking it's weird how society picks and chooses who to mourn. I guess the dam finally decided to break.

What is this?
Mine pantaloons have suddenly shrunken.

My fam, straight bullying me
All that I see
Absolute burnage
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in filter
Likes are my holding cell
Downthumb has taken my sight
Taken my comment
Taken my post
Taken my chat
Taken my star
Taken my soul
Left me with life in internet hell!

As a South Canadian ('Mericun), I applaud you.