MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Enjoy the view 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra It appears those 2 buildings aren't the only things that have been "erected"... ;)
Florence and the machine 13 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
What a shame.
You might make a pretty penny selling sculptures to some of my more vocal "fans" on FS.
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Florence and the machine 13 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Have you been sharing our skypes? ;)
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He sends me pics of dog, flower and horse when I flirt with him ._. 12 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
http://funsubstance.com/comment/list/2594502/
I actually pity you.
Please try to find joy in life.
Daily Dose of Love #93- You make them happy when skies are grey 17 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
My b-hole is quivering with anticipation.
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A little bit of parental reassurance 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
God? Are you there?
It's me, Matthew.
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Daily Dose of Love #93- You make them happy when skies are grey 17 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Thank YOU for not making the dick joke that I was setting you up for!
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A sad but common story 20 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
THANK you!
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Daily Dose of Love #93- You make them happy when skies are grey 17 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Thanks for giving me that sweet vitamin D. :D
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Don't tell us where to pee 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
And here my middle class ass sits friendless.
Maybe I need to switch countries.
Note to self- don't tick her off!!! 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Why wait?
It appears the foreplay has already begun.
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Lots of respect for this kid 16 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I can't even imagine his reaction when he realizes he was also accepted by trump university as an professor.
He sends me pics of dog, flower and horse when I flirt with him ._. 12 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
*puts on scuba gear*
He sends me pics of dog, flower and horse when I flirt with him ._. 12 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I'm so lucky to have found a woman that drowns me in dank maymays.
I'm average, she was smoking hot 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I actually enjoyed your comment, @this_isntme
I'm a sucker for the classics.
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Madam! In Eden, I'm Adam 14 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
It shows.
Don't tell me "it's just water" 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
2 thumbs in 45 weeks.
Philistines.
Don't tell me "it's just water" 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
So does the water in Flint, MI.
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I'm average, she was smoking hot 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
When Lord Dampnut shows us his taxes. ;)
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Madam! In Eden, I'm Adam 14 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
You're gonna give yourself an aneurysm being so upset all the time.
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I'm average, she was smoking hot 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra I promise I'm not a prostitute.
Not since the incident, anyway...
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The Graveyard 13 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
And then we have new memes that are DOA.
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