MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

— MatthewG Report User
Glad there were subtitles 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
https://youtu.be/9a8VonQtVuM
I think he's trying to say the creams = the butt.
Look at it! 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
My FS fame doesn't even begin to relate.
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Grandpa's message 19 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I work 12 hour shifts and am a single dad.
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preferences 14 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
wtf is a "nipple cripple"???
Glad there were subtitles 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra *Does an Irish eyebrow raise*
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Grandpa's message 19 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Posting this on a website whose community despises education was your first mistake.
Triple standards 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I'm sorry, but I've been watching anime since high school, and that's not why it's weird.
patience is tough 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Fakebook Filosophy 101
Love is a lot of things, the simpler ones are the strongest 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Let's talk about all the things!
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Look at it! 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I know.
You deserve so much better. <3
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Why does this man represent me 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
The rumor come out.
Does Rami Malek is gay?
But it feels like a stranger, which is nice 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Not funny.
Can we all agree that twittards shouldn't be posted on FS?
Look at it! 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Me, when I see your squishbeanz.
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The fire can wait 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
"Watch Children"
optimism 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Dude...
No.
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Savage kitty 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
So...half and half?
When you had enough 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Let's eat out tonight.
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Hug without U 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Are you CHCl3? Because you're a knockout!
Enjoy the view 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
*fluffs butt*
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Hug without U 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Are you Hydrogen? Cuz you da bomb!
What a time to be alive 10 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Imagine being able to hear what's going on in there while you're fingerblasting someone. Or getting fingerblasted.
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It is really possible 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Sorry for the long "post". ;)
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For those getting a late start on a summer diet 10 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Please don't throw perfectly good kale away!
Put it in the mulch bin where it might someday do some good.
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I love red lobster though 13 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
"Bye Precious" could not be more appropriate.
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Enjoy the view 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I see you're also a connoisseur of da bootie.
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