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Savage 11 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

@kakaburra He's gonna need some menthol lube for that burn.

"We make the biggest best bombs. Yuge. Terrific. The Best." 16 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Good Christ, blaze, would you learn to read?

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Ooh that guy 5 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Spellcheck, punctuation, and anger management classes are your friend.

Who train this man!? 13 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

I wouldn't.
He doesn't look ANYthing like Charlie Murphy.

Extract salt from the haters 13 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

My thoughts, exactly! :D

Papa spoke the truth 30 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Whoever mentioned me so that this would pop up in my notifications and then deleted their comments...congrats. I have now seen this post.

Her personal guardian 5 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Sure it's not a squeak toy?

When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

famousone: "America is great, the problem is that we need to remember what made us great in the first place. "
LOOL I am dead.

Extract salt from the haters 13 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

https://pre00.deviantart.net/cab8/th/pre/i/2013/330/6/7/applejack_s_creepyface_by_zutheskunk-d4vycpt.png

The tunnel 10 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Twitter B.S. is always good for at least 1K thumbs.

Floating cat storm thingy 2 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Stranger Things spoilers (maybe?)
"On my way to possess your Wills."

When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Got any more kool-aid left?

Bowner 9 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Why do people think that matters to someone who'd do something like that in the first place?

I love this underrated show 14 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Bojack Horseman.

When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Yep. We certainly didn't get a "worse Bush", just a guy that makes Republicans and Democrats alike yearn for the days of Dubya...
*looks past the rest of the bullshit ;) *

When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Lucky me. ;)

I'm guilty of this 59 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

That MIGHT be believable if you and others on FS had a reputation for providing evidence for what you post/comment.

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Fancy 10 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

That "benz" actually looks like ass.
It's the Hummer of benzes.

Trigger warning 18 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Well, they are "free" thoughts, after all. That would imply no value, correct?

Pickup lines in space 11 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Aay gurl, are you Earth, because I'm having a HELLUVA time finding any signs of intelligence.

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When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

Oh, now you're just lobbing me softballs. ;)

When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

I feel like it was a pretty standard rate of nosedive into pettiness, myself.

When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

That's not good for your cardiac health, dood.

IT guy hung this on his window 1 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

@kakaburra I read it in his voice.
https://youtu.be/bQAcBSO5jC8

Shitposter in cheif 7 comments

matthewg · 6 years ago

How does one "force" the "Most Powerful Man in the World" to do ANYthing?
The Secret Service can't even force him to leave his phone charging while he's pinching off the aftermath of his taco bowls.

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