"Smol spider is friend-shaped". *proceeds to pet spider cutely*
*cut to a serene river roughly a mile away, where sounds of death and dying due to spider-related shenanigans can be heard in great detail in the distance*

@kakaburra ;)

I can see it now.
New diet craze hits Americans with more money than brains. Cancervores claim that eating only cancerous meat helped cure their Apoplexy, Bad Blood, Cacospysy, Dysentery, Erysipelas, Flux of Humour, Grocer's Itch, Horrors, Inanition, Jail Fever, Kruchhusten, Lumbago, Milk Leg, Nervous Prostration, Puerpural Exhaustion, Quinsy, Ricketts, St. Vita's Dance, Trench Mouth, Variola, and White Swelling.
I don't have an ending for this, so just imagine I'm cosplaying a wild west snake oil salesman, and reread this comment.

@kakaburra I imagine this glow following your all around our future home. :P

This is a cute scene, but jokes aside, that's a big red flag in a relationship.

@kakaburra She may be an airhead, but she has excellent trigger discipline.

@kakaburra Mmmm, so snuggly.

@kakaburra I guess you could say he really... *sunglasses*
...cocked up that painting.

https://i.imgur.com/eNtlu1r.jpg

https://youtu.be/yicbvWwQ_MA

@kakaburra Mark Wahlburg from The Departed maked you a video!

Blood, you walking hormone.

@kakaburra But how else will we show virginia and bob pic without communication satellites?