MatthewG

matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Best friends 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Looks like Charlie made it to Heaven after all.
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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Oh, Pokey.
Suuure. Blame it on the comment limit. ;)
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The french kiss between two beautiful puppies 17 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I guess it's true.
Every b o y e DOES have his day!
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Desperately want 19 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Nate, you aren't taking sero NEARLY literally enough.
The french kiss between two beautiful puppies 17 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Is it me?
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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
"Possibly" offensive???
Were you not paying attention?
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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
*dignified cough*
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You know what 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Such a butt...
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You know what 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I'm interested in something much more delicious and nutritious...
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You know what 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Oil me up, Hunny. Daddy's famished.
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Desperately want 19 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Happy Cornholidays!
How to cure slowness 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Fart Physics.
Noice.
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Fml comp 15 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Garlog.
No.
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Troll art from Kpop fan pages 5 comments
Some people 9 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
That isn't an haiku.
You have done me an upset.
Happy Holidays.
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Some people 9 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Mind if I penetrate your box, Dear?
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I am still waiting 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Hollywood, lazy?
Say it ain't so! ;)
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I am still waiting 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
"herp derp cuz lesbeans."
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How to avoid someone want make fun of your face. 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Disgust from having a mother who still can't hold her phone properly in 2017.
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Girl with the broken smile 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra I'd settle for a lady that can hold 2 balls in her mouth. ;)
Murika 43 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
You're adorable.
Murika 43 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
The downthumbs, of course! ;)
Murika 43 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
THANK you.
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Crushes explained 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
In most states it is frowned upon to lie with a bun.
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Is it just justifiable? 67 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Can all of you newbie bumpkins shut the f up and learn how the law works (or, GOD forbid READ previous comments) before pretending to be a hero on a random post on the internet?
I'm honestly getting sick of the ignorance spewed into my notifications.
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