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Oh god no! They are even WORSE than flat Earthers 6 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

And flat earthers aren't?
I've never seen on IRL. I'm pretty sure people just troll about it online.

I was the asshole who would wake them up to turn it off 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

This is probably something one should keep to themselves. Not too bright, if true...

Obama can not be reigned in 40 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Do you also resent being forced to carry auto insurance? The system doesn't work when a bunch of people refuse to take part in it.

Obama can not be reigned in 40 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Have you considered getting insured? Or perhaps you prefer taking advantage of emergency rooms for every little thing.

Obama can not be reigned in 40 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Yep. Drumpf is not corrupt. Nope. Not at all... ;)

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The sequel nobody wants 7 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra Does that say "Dismay", or am I going blind?

Crazy 6 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I can't be arsed to read all those words up there, so sorry not sorry if this has already been mentioned, but they put it down there to teach you an invaluable lesson.
Lift with your legs, not with your back.

It’s alright 4 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

He's the twat they deserve, but not the twat they need right now.

Ho chi mihn 13 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

What red-blooded American doesn't?

It's all about perspectives 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

*social

And the "You had one job award" goes to 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

You didn't have to point that out, you know.

Bojack 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

To be fair, it is a surprisingly good show.

Burn 3 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

*sigh* I was having such a nice, fakebook free day... :(

My favorite Bill Burr line 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

You're missing out, friend.

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She is stuck 8 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

She sticc.
She pose for picc.
But most importantly...
She gawt-dang thicc.

Google search 4 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

FunSubstance 102: Mass downthumb anyone who isn't nuzzling snugly against Drumpf's gooch.

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They are mother and daughter and one is 25 years older than the other 8 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I know, hideous, right? *eyeroll*
Seriously, though; money, genes, a life devoid of manual labor, etc go a loooong way.

Riding barney 4 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

What he does next will shock you!

My favorite Bill Burr line 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Perhaps, but forgetting the order of your and your siblings' birth was an excellent Exhibit B. ;)
Also, which special is this from?

Wait for it 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

When I'm startled, I ALSO throw whatever I'm holding directly into my eyes.

Don't feed the squirrels 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

He succ.
But most importantly...
He run like fucc.

Riding barney 4 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra Oooh, I think this is the part where the babysitter shows up!

A wonderful street Installation by Claude Ponti in Nantes, France 1 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra It ain't gonna prune itself. ;)

Malé, the capital of the Maldives 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Aka, The Next Atlantis.
Thanks, Drumpf.

Social niceties 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Dogs are a stepping stone, as they don't judge.