MatthewG

matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
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*replaces it with a bag of sand, Indiana Jones-style* Hidden

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*Hears "Fake News" echo across the land*

*Hears "Fake News" echo across the land*

https://i.imgur.com/dTDEwSO.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/dTDEwSO.jpg

Shi-Ka-Kaaaa!

Shi-Ka-Kaaaa!

I can't wait for my kids to be old enough to share my childhood with. VIDEO

I can't wait for my kids to be old enough to share my childhood with.

That awkward moment when Baer forgets the safe word. VIDEO

That awkward moment when Baer forgets the safe word.

*mwah!* Hidden

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John Wick: Time Police

John Wick: Time Police

I'd totally watch a 2001: A Space Odyssey remake featuring the Breast Monolith.

I'd totally watch a 2001: A Space Odyssey remake featuring the Breast Monolith.

I can't help but think about our underfunding of education in this country.

I can't help but think about our underfunding of education in this country.