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matthewg
38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
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Just don't look up pawg warts on certain internet "hubs"...
I'm still waiting for his cage match with Daniel Tosh.
Grandma always makes the most hilarious jell-o shots.
Please your S.O. better with this one weird trick a Mom came up with!
Buscemi to play Cyclops in upcoming X-Men film.
When you're drunk and vulnerable, but he silently decides he likes the cut of your jib.
I also need a sm0l bottle of wine to find myself beautiful in the mirror.
"Ah, I see my reputation precedes me." ;)
I bet he wishes he was one of the guys sent to find the Moon Monolith.
*replaces it with a bag of sand, Indiana Jones-style*
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