Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Shame, should have let natural selection do its thing 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
They are id-ing people in my area to buy detergent now, I thought trying to buy cold medicine was annoying, getting carded to buy off brand laundry soap is ridiculous!
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the sand is alife! ruuunnn! (crabs. hundreds of them.) 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
When hillary drops her panties.
I'll just let myself out now.
· Edited 6 years ago
Please stop comparing todays freaks to yesterdays gentlemen 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I just dress for comfort, if people don't like what I wear, well I have a butt they can kiss.
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I thought the bag was used Canada wide 34 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
And here I sit, not giving a single shit.
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Having a daughter as a man makes you a suspected “p*do” 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Exactly why me and my kid only day travel, I get enough dirty looks since I pretty much make him hold my hand (or sit in a shopping cart) when we are in public stores.
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Smart 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
At that particular point I would either piss on him, call law enforcement and get him a room for a while (extortion, trespassing, and so on) or find an alternate route. Most likely go with option 2 though.
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Hey guys, I'm vegan 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
When you factor in the minerals (some of which would be from animal sources at some point) plus bacteria (there is always some in everything) nothing is vegan.
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Does he have the distance he needs? 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
You're little below the belt with that comment aren't you.
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Opium 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
No it's a cat.
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Does he have the distance he needs? 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I think he lost some nose skin on that one.
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Tame the baby fever! 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Shit! That's a bargain, an overnight sitter for my kid would cost me $1900 a month, and don't get me started on the fact that my child has cognitive development issues so likely more! Frankly I'd be bankrupt if not for family members.
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Custom made Switch 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Rule34 guest, if it exists there is a porn for it.
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At Ex's wedding trying to recover all the money spent on her 1 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I'd be telling the groom to run and run fast!
Wish we lived in a world like this 25 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I personally had an encounter with two idiots at 3 am this morning that were drunk as hell and arguing about what color a stop sign is! I cannot possibly imagine the human race ever having such a moment where we can all 'play nice' as a species let alone somehow manage to respect each other. Humans suck!
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Wish we lived in a world like this 25 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Never gonna happen, humans are too primitive, self serving and just flat out foolish to ever work together like that, frankly we'd be better off wiped off the face of the galaxy.
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Kinky 16 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Sound sensitive strobe light works too.
Slithery noodle 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Last snake I dealt with tried to bite my foot, ended up getting a mouthful of steel toe boot then stomped flat!
Trauma deserves recovery 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Everyone fights battles, some for all to see and some none ever see, for some people just waking up and facing their day is a walk through the deepest pits of hell, while still for others just trying to sleep is when the battle begins.
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Unworthy 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
You really actually should be old enough to actually remember the 90's to qualify as a 90's kid
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How does this even happen? 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Pressure cooker, they either had the heat too high or it had a faulty relief valve.
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One hell of a sneeze 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well they're loose then, right?
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One hell of a sneeze 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Booze or drugs, both can 'loosen the hinges' on the back door so to speak.
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Surprise friend! 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Poke.
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The struggle is real 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
You would be surprised at how many people with a bunch of degrees can be completely helpless when it comes to practical knowledge. College doesn't equal knowledge!
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This Cat Has a Better Eyeliner Than You'll Ever Have in Your Entire Life 12 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well I'm a guy so....
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