If you subtract the dark side of their life. You will have the worlds best family. Children that listen and don't disrespect. Parents who love each other, love their family, will do anything for them, and believe in the "good" in people. A grandmother who even though slaves day and night in the kitchen do it happily. The uncle loves his neice and nephews loves playing games with them. He wants a family of his own so he can be just like his brother who he admirers the most even though his brother is younger. Even the butler THE HELP loves this family. When they lost all their money he went with them. Even though they couldn't pay him. They truly are the perfect family.

I am not a LOTR fan. I tried so hard to read the books I just can't his writting style is just to hard for my dyslexic mind. I have seen the movies, ALL the movies, even the old ones. Still, I just can't like them. I tried, I actually tried. Now I do believe they are a big part of earth's fictional story history (as in a book/movie/tv show/play that is beloved by so many it becomes apart of us all). And I believe if you like them or not you should see the movies atleast once.
But the ONLY REASON I will watch the movies over and over again is because of the dialogue between Gimli and Legolas. lol

I always wanted to know when exactly when we started to use the calendar we use today and when did we start marking years like we do now. AND what did people use before that.

Lmfao STOP MAKING THESE BETTER lol each freaking time I see these guys they are my new favorite lol

This is why you never trust a pretty Asian woman. lol
They can either be really a guy or a guy can really be a pretty girl.

I almost thought that IS Margaery.

Nice try but in episodes where they show the future you see him with his dad's hair. That is just a hair cut.

Ok he need to wait till she is atleast 16 for me to accept this. And even than as long as she stay a complete virgin till she 18 than it is love. But till than you are a sick man.
My parents were 7 years apart. My mom was 16 when she started dating my Dad. He was 23 and a perfect gentleman and waited till she was 18 for them to do anything more than hug and kiss. They got engaged when she was 17 and married when she was 20 and he was 27.
It is really sweet how they started dating and how they got engaged. lol

O I got a good one.
I hope the next time you send a dick pic you accdently send it to your grandmother and she says your Grandpa's is bigger.

Pic 1: Cat: What the hell are you doing in here?
Pic 2: Cat: MOM THERE IS A RAT IN HERE!!! MOM!!
PIC 3: Cat: Mom says I have to kill you or she wont let me out.
Pic 4: Rat: If you let me live I will show you where they keep all the fish.
Pic 5: Cat: Deal

I hope you text someone and they dont respond for a year and when they finally respond they answer you as if you just texted them.

"Now that we sold the dog you are going to buy cat nip."

Story time:
My mom lives in Texas and she gets water bugs that come in up the drain. She is renting a 100+ year old house. Well one day she sees one as she is about to get in the shower so she turns the shower head on and it detaches so she uses it to wash the bug away. Problem is it keeps going up the wall and on the roof than it jumps out the tub onto the floor and than on the bathroom door. It wasn't till it was on the bathroom mirror and she sees herself does she realize she just hosed down the ENTIRE BATHROOM all thanks to a bug.
Now we all laughed at her. But here is the funny part.I went to vist her and took my kid. Well I went to make a bath for my kid there when I see one these bugs and well you see where this is going. That is right I hosed the whole bathroom down. My mom was laughing so hard she had to go on her air machine for 45 minutes. Than when she finally catched her breath she says daughter like mother. (-.-)

Sooooo me lol

Lmfao that happen this morning I went to go get a pan out of the cupboard to make a cake for Fathers day. And all the pans fell. I yelled who the hell did this my husband said o yeah I made Ramen last night and I thought I heard somthing fall when I closed it.
By the way our pans go in a cupboard that is just above my head but I can still see into. So guess who got cartooned.

Thatss tho meen thatss thoo thoo meen.lol

Roflmfao damn it I am crying from laughing at this.