Peter has trouble being able to tell a year from a day so she pretty much is dead to him.

This reminds me of how my grandmother use to cook. She could smell a dish and know if it had enough seasoning or not and if not she could tell what it needed. Sadly I can only do this trick with mash potatoes. But each time it reminds me of her.

Money doesn't make you happy but the security it gives does. I feel happier when my bills are paid than I do when I am tring to figure out how to pay them. And money buys vacations with your family and that one toy you give to your child that makes them so happy they cry.
It also gets you that bus ticket to family you haven't seen in 9 years.
I think the only way money buys happiness is if after all the bills are paid you have 1000-2000 extra a month. That way you have a little mad money and money to put away for when the shit hits the fan.

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Itty bitty trash pandas

I got a cute bunny story this reminded me of.
It was easter morning and we had my gray german bunny out running in the living room. He was a good little guy lol named Tibbar (rabbit backwards lol). Well he was addicted to Sixlets. They are little round balls of candy coated chocolate like rou d M&Ms. AND BEFORE IT STARTS yes rabbits CAN have chocolate as long as it is in a small doses Which is the sixlets lol we only let it have 1 or 2. Well he was bouncing around and my grandma said get your rabbit I need to go to the car. So as a joke I say "TIBBAR I HAVE SIXLETS!" My brother 2yrs younger who was sitting beside me says I will punch you if that rabbit hops up here. And not even a second later Tibbar hops up demanding his Sixlet. Lmao and before I vould get away my brother hit my arm so hard I had a bruse for days lmao.

Some people believed Lewis Carrol was in love with the real Alice. And others believe it was her older sister he loved.
Also the Cheshire cat is based off of a drawning the real Alice was attempting. Her cat was in a tree and she was tring to draw her but by the time she had half the cat drawn the cat would move so Alice would start to draw it in a different spot than it move again.

Boy says I play YuGiOh I whip out my 1000+ card collection and demand a duel. lol

Bring your cat to work day is always a fun day lol

Actually it is due to wind currents and the weaker geese fly on the short side while the long side blocks that side from the higher wind speeds. It is one of the tricks they use to help them fly such long distances.

I admit before I had my daughter it weirded me out to.
I didn't do it when she was a baby that seemed so weird.
One day when she was a toddler I don't remember how or exactly when we started giving her a kiss on the lips. Always just a quick smack kiss.
When she got older she is 10 now we rarly ever do it. Normally we kiss on cheek and pretend we are stuck forever. Or she tells me she needs to fill up which means I have to kiss her cheeks her chin her nose and her forehead lol. Or we make big huge kiss sound to each other lol.
My husband us to kiss her like this as well but she always demands hugs from him now. Mainly because he doesnt want them lol well he pretends to not want them because it makes her laugh to FINALLY get one lol.
Really it is all due to her. She was always wanting hugs and kisses and to be cuddled.
I grew up with awesome parents but I barly remember a hug or a kiss on the cheek. And my poor husband his parents well the exact oppisite of mine and worse.

I got my male cat a kitty house he wouldn't go in it till I put a shopping bag in it lmao

I once knew this girl because we rode the same bus to and from school. She was 18 years old at the time I was 16. She thought that babies come out your butt. She flat out said she knew it was true because she saw her sister give birth. So I said and what is the baby a girl? A boy? Or a turd?
I got inschool suspension for a day. (-.-)

That Dad is super hot lmao
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No one tell my husband lmao

My 2nd oldest brother lived outside the city limits. And the local police would burn drugs they found not dar from his front door. The first time he lived there and they did it they gave warning to the people living near by to keep kids and animals inside for the day. My brother went out that day just to get the mail came back high off his ass. Lmao so the next time they gave a warning he told his buddies for 10 bucks a head he was having a lawn party. He got around 200 bucks that day lol he did it almost every time till the town built a huge tank to burn it in.

Alot of people think glutteny is all about food but really it is doing things in excess. That includes:
Sex
Alcohol
Food
Hoarding
Exercise
Honestly it is when you do to much of something to the point it affects your personal life. Physically or socially.