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How to ask a girl out 19 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Yeah. People just need to make it fucking clear youre asking for a date and not something else.
You dont ask a coworker / classmate to work on something as a pretense to set up a date. You dont ask her out to the movies with a bunch of friends.
You fucking walk up, man and ask for an actual motherfucking date. Get coffee, go to the movies, go bungee jumping, just make it clear youre not asking a friend, youre asking someone with whom you might want to pursue a romantic relationship.
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Seriously does anybody actually like that shit? 7 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
You have never lived in central Europe ? In germany everything is fucking schorle (which means fizzy). Like you order water and dont specify still ? BAM you got sparkling water. I live in Prague right now, my uni had sparkling option at water dispensers, the company I work at also has that in the kitchen etc...
I hate it, but apparently its quite fucking popular in some parts of the world.
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Lilo and stitch 18 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Well to be honest, the musics are where the magic happens in Disney movies (although I hated those parts as a kid). Not saying lilo and stitch wasnt amazing, but somehow it still just feels like a cartoon.
The songs... they take me somewhere. My bros can make fun of me any time, the day I stop singing along to "ill make a man out of you", or "I wont say Im in love" (personnal favorite) is the day something in me died.
And goddamnit, they fucking got Lin Manuel Miranda for Moana.... I didnt know and when I fuckign recognised the style I went nuts. Cant say im sad when Disney goes for musicals.
Oh Grandma, It was a different time 10 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
From what Ive heard, theres at least one good thing about the hipster trend : it made gluten free food much easier to find / covering a wider range in supermarkets and shit (McDonalds where I live offer a gluten free cheeseburger for instance) so theres that.
And to be honest... at some point if you have a serious problem with gluten (as in not a hipster problem) then when you order gluten free food you should probably specify that youre actually sick. Sure it sucks you have to do that because of a stupid trend, but even if not for that, kitchen staff can be overrun, or just make an inatention mistake. Pointing out that its an actual hazard avoids that.
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Mama needs 11 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
How is this dense and hypocritical ? I'm not saying my parents shouldnt have a sex life, hell I hope for them they have a good one, but it would make me uncomfortable as fuck if they advertised if to me. Same as I expect they would be uncomfortable as fuck if I advertised mine.
Also for them panzer divisions 5 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Not saying we're assholes (parisians may be a particular case). But all of my foreign friends who visited france said the opposite, which ca be summed up by this quote :
"God created France, the most beautiful country in the world with so much good in it, and ended up feeling guilty about it. He had to do something to make it fair. And so, he created the French people."
So i guess it goes both ways ?
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If you are old and you know it clap your hands 6 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
how are you 21 and dont know msn ? Im 22, and back in middle school MSN was lit af. Youd leave school, and chat with your friens about nothing (coz youre 13, what do you have to say ?) and then read other blogs (ok that wasn msn but) and talk with unreadble text coz everyone had hundreds of emoticons....
Also for them panzer divisions 5 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Boy do we protest often. If it is protestable we will protest it. If we dont understand we will protest it. Hell, if we enjoy it we will still protest it.
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So thankful to not be a freshman anymore 7 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
About to graduate engineering school... Ive always been the guy who did his project last minute, but I thrive under pressure, enjoy pulling all nighters (thats how I get the most work done), and always considered that a week or two of absolute mayhem at the end of a semester was worth it for the possibility of jerking off the rest of the time.
So yeah, theres pressure at the end if you procrastinate, but nothing to cry about at the library.
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The Prime Minister of Pakistan and his wife, through the years 18 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
In the USA. Pretty sure they don't exist in Europe (on at least I never heard of them, so they would be way less loud and a problem as in the USA).
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What a businessman he is 7 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Thats actually dangerous af... Acid is consumed
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McAvenging my father 6 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Best one so far
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Chemistry Teacher made their classroom ceiling the elements 8 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
oO I was never asked that in France (at least in high school. In prep school for engineering class we had weekly oral exams, and the first time a teacher aked us to write down the 3 first rows. Looked him dead in the eyes, told him I didnt know them, and quite frankly I didnt see the point seeing as I had them in my calculator (I had a programm with the periodic table, with all the masses, charges, even electron configuration).
Teacher said 'ok' and proceeded to ask a different question.
Chemistry Teacher made their classroom ceiling the elements 8 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
what kind of test do you not have access to the periodic table ? Theres no point in learning it by heart oO it doesnt make you better at chemistry
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No one would notice 6 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Obviously not someone who has ever seen a door.
Just to make that clear once and for all 5 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
I mean... I went to nappoli a few months ago. Can't say the pizza sucked. Not saying you can't americanize it and modernize it, but that doesnt make the classics bad.
Mama needs 11 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
I mean, what she does in the bedroom (including anal) is her problem. Just because she has kids doesnt mean she is suddenly gonna go from a kinky sex life to a prude 'once on your birthday, missionnary, 15minutes before jeopardy' sex life.
You can have a kinky sex life and still handle your responsabilities and shit.
I'm not sure I agree with advertising that on a coffee mug tho, sure the kids can't read NOW... but what about the future ?
Karma? 29 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
... what do you think is gonna harm the fight for equality more ? This monkey with a sign so heinous that anyone with a working brain know its absolute bullshit, or the headline that's gonna say that a protest for equality went sideways when a woman protesting assaulted someone because he had an opposing point of view.
You can't demand the right to protest if you aren't willing to let someone use their right to protest the opposite. No matter how retarded the opposite seems to you (which in this case is pretty fucking retarded, but no matter).
Karma? 29 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Yall wrong and senpai is right.... Jesus its like people are unable to have a constructed argument nowadays 'hurr durr i dont agree with him, he deserved to be punched with a bat'.
No he didn't. What he is defending is obviously wrong, yet the solution IS NOT punching him with a bat (or any kind of violence), that's just falling to his level, and that in itself is loosing the argument.
The key to this is to remain within the limits of the law. Can that be considered hate speech or something of the sort that can be legally acted upon ? Then do so. Or is that guy within his right of free speech ? In which case I'm sorry, but as much as I hate his opinion he has the right to express it. (That same right that allows us to demonstrate for LGBT rights, and that allowed any protest in the first place.)
By taking violent action against that man you discredit whatever movement you are fighting for A LOT MORE than he does with his stupid ass sign....
I'm not picky 10 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
When I started writting this comment I was a 100% @myfuckinggod was being sarcastic... But in this day and age... Im merely 75% sure now. Regardless, I'm gonna go with my first impression and assume he/she/it was joking.
The dream 14 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Snow is amazing... So fucking relaxing.
I was in uni, pullign an allnighter on a project with some friends. Someone in the groupchat noticed it was snowing outside (first snow of the year) at around 3AM...
Took a 10minutes break just to go outside and try to eat snow, and everything was OK again !
And when everythign is covered in snow, and absolutely silent... And you can randomly start snowfights.
And then obviously snowboarding / skiing which is absolutely amawing....
The sun is blinding and it makes you sweat, and when youre not in somethings shadow you just bake... snow... snow is just Beautiful.
Go on, but stop 17 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Because it's not actually that black & white. There are plenty of times where my gf would playfully say "stop it" when I knew she definitely wanted me to continue (how did I know ? I actually stopped and apologised the first time and she wasnt thrilled about it x)).
Pretty sure this meme doesnt refer to when making a move on a stranger but rather a case where you are intimate with a person and she says no playfully. Because seriously who has never said no just to have the other one work a bit harder ? (Again, with someone you know, its ABSOLUTELY NOT THE SAME with a stranger).
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Wireless shall now be called a hamster 2 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Roadkill ?
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It hurts my ass tho 8 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Things like that is why 'abstinence only' policy will never work. Young adults don't need help to figure sex out, but they sure as hell need help figuring SAFE sex out. If you paint sex as taboo and refuse to educate them about it, they will educate themselves, probably through trial and error. And then there are consequences.
And this is one of the main reason I can't take someone overly religious seriously. (don't get me wrong, if abstinence is your decision then you do you (for whatever reason, religious or not), but if it's the only thing you preach to your kids and refuse to consider an alternative then you are failing as a parent, and you are responsible if they end up being pregnant / knocking someone up because you were being delusionnal in hoping they wouldnt experiment on their own and failed to prepare them to do so in a safe environment.
There is a reason states with 'abstinence only programms' have the highest teenage pregnancy rates :/
PS : sorry, i got worked up ><
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Me looking at my screen 5 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Wait home providers have limits ? Is that a thing anywhere in Europe coz I never heard about it... Jesus I would hate it, even if the limit was 5times what I usually use, having unlimited feels so damn comfortable...
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