The perfect toilet doesn't exi 11 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
It's great and all, but once I get in there, I won't want to come out or I'll get so lost in a book that I'll just kind of forget how long I've been in the toilet for.
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Never give up 10 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
Dude, okay, I can never draw an even and good looking love heart no matter how hard I try. The fact that he can draw a love heart with his left hand without making it look like a meatloaf is impressive!
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You almost went in the bin 2 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
At first, I thought it meant 'shot' as in a gunshot.
But oooohhh. I get it now.
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But oooohhh. I get it now.
Gee Adolf, TWO sex dolls? 15 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
Okay, so when I saw the word 'doll', I imagined it to be the size of a barbie doll and that just conjured weird images in my head.
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What if she thinks I'm a normie 3 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
The sad thing is that I have nothing to hide on my phone but I still start sweating like a hooker in church.
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And that's how I became a serial killer 6 comments
Show them who's boss 2 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
My friends put pepper in my hot chocolate once, and of course I could taste it, but I just swallowed it and pretended it tasted even better than usual. Later on, I caught them trying to tear to see whether it actually made it taste better or not. They were not impressed.
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When the teacher outsmarts the student 15 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
It took every ounce of self-control I have to not work it out and comment the answer.
But since I don't actually have that much of self-control, the answer I got was 1127.
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But since I don't actually have that much of self-control, the answer I got was 1127.
What's the first thing you would do? 21 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
Destroy fidget spinners (if they are being used by people who don't need them).
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This post is getting out of hand 1 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
Are friends supposed to shake their head disappointedly at you and then walk away without saying a word?
Because, if that's the case, it definitely works.
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Because, if that's the case, it definitely works.
This kid has it all figured out 17 comments
Too edgy? 8 comments
Time of the month 12 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
I don't know why, but a common euphemism in my old school was 'I spilt the milk at the dinner table', which left all the poor young boys wondering why the hell their female classmates were spontaneously dropping glasses of milk throughout the entire year.
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Polish man strikes again 9 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
I was thinking along the lines of them teaming up.
They would be unstoppable.
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They would be unstoppable.
MHA HAHAHA f*ckERSSSS 10 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
Actually, no joke, this kid in my old school was really slow but then he started watching this show and running like this. I'm not sure if he just practised a lot or this actually helps, but he became one of the faster kids in school.
And he said that in races, when you're running alongside someone and there is no clear winner, it's easier to win because your head is ducked and pushed forwards so you cross the line first.
Not sure how much he was bluffing, but man, he became fast.
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Edited 6 years ago
And he said that in races, when you're running alongside someone and there is no clear winner, it's easier to win because your head is ducked and pushed forwards so you cross the line first.
Not sure how much he was bluffing, but man, he became fast.
Isn't Sephora the tier 8 girl from unORDINARY? 22 comments
Isn't Sephora the tier 8 girl from unORDINARY? 22 comments
It looks so sad :( 2 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
@title
I would be looking sad too if someone dressed me up as a minion.
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I would be looking sad too if someone dressed me up as a minion.
Vomit, on ride, at the photo? I admire that 6 comments
High five 3 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
Neither do I, but I definitely think it makes this at least 10 times cuter.
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Burger queen 8 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
Lorde can't be the Burger Queen. She did say that she'll never be royal.
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