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rayofsunshine


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20 weird facts 8 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Rhinotillexomania sounds like a somewhat badass condition. Like, imagine telling that to someone but not explaining to them what it is. How badass would you feel?
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Daycare stories 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I showed my Dad these and he said ‘Back when I was smaller, if I told my mum that my teacher hit me with a ruler because I was five minutes late to class, my mum would give me another whooping for being late to class and say the teacher was completely reasonable.’
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Pickup lines in space 11 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?
Because you’re indescribable.
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Pickup lines in space 11 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
You must be the speed of light, because time stops whenever I look at you.
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Pickup lines in space 11 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
That’s so much better than the typical “Damn, you are out of this world.”
That's how much your salary will be 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I have this awful habit of going;
“I will start the essay at 8:00 tonight.”
“Oh no, it’s 8:01. Looks like I’ll have to wait until 9:00.”
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Fake expert 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Because the real trick to having clean clothes is to not wear any clothes at all. That way, all your clothes will remain safe and clean inside the wardrobe.
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What do you expect from an iPhone 12 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
And that is also why you don’t purposely drop phones that you know are mostly made out of glass.
The oldest wolf in the world 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I did some research and she is 18 years old (in Human years), which I think is roughly 80 wolf years.
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So useful 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
It’s the hat one, isn’t it? It’s the only one that rhymes with cat.
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The hell is this b*tch trying to do? 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Wow. This is sort of like saying it’s unfair how blind people can judge singing competitions but deaf people can’t. Like wow, I wonder why.
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I know a few people like this 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I kind of like cloudy days more, tbh.
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John Cena is lonely 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I don’t get it? All I see is a bunch of chairs???
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I think that guy is nothing wrong 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I mean, it sort of can be stolen. And I don’t think it’s always available. Unless induced by hormones, women who aren’t pregnant or have had a baby don’t usually lactate.
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Time to love that diabetes 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
It’s true, you should love yourself. But that is never an excuse to be unhealthy. If you have the choice to improve your health, don’t toss it aside because people should love you for the way you are because your health is much more valuable to a partner than your self-esteem.
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Innocence 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
There was a biology question asking how our diaphragm and rib cage moves (expands, contracts etc) when we breathe, and you could literally hear this large, collective inhale across the room as everyone reached that question.
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Awww be nice to your weird neighbour, Canada 24 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Better yet, I won’t have to deal with all the crazy animals and insects that try to kill me every day.
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Read carefully 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
@cakelover You flatter me.
And yeah, it took me a while to get. It’s quite clever.
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Read carefully 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
The answer is 5! The exclamation mark is important. The exclamation mark is a symbol that represents a factorial operation, which is the product of whole numbers between one and that number. For example, 5! is 5*4*3*2*1, which is 120.
So while the answer is 120, it can also be 5!
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Dreams 34 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Nope! But since this was when I was a small child, I did develop an irrational fear of storm clouds. Not the storm itself, just the clouds.
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Dreams 34 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I had a dream of a talking black cloud that would stalk me and insert needles into my friends and turn them into puzzle pieces and j had to put those pieces together for them to become human again.
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How the current legal system works 17 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Well, yeah, I agree that he clearly acted against his conscience in robbing the bank but he redeemed himself by handing himself in, which in itself is an act of integrity. He clearly regretted ‘robbing the bank’, too - so I can safely say that, yeah, while his first actions may not have been great, he certainly made up for it later by ensuring that he himself is punished for it, and I’d personally that say it takes integrity to admit that your earlier acts were morally wrong. :)
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How the current legal system works 17 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Wow. To not only return some of the money to the bank and only take the $100 and then also voluntarily hand himself in takes immense courage and integrity. Poor man :(
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We already are 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
And, even better, the memes are about wanting to die.
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A house in the sky 10 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Wouldn't it also be really hard to breathe up there?
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