I thought the trap was (only because I’ve heard about it before) that if he doesn’t clean, he won’t get the blowjob and he’ll have a grumpy wife, whereas if he does, chances are that she might get angry at him because he only does things for his own pleasure and she might use that as a reason to not do it (I know it sounds petty but this is just something I heard about?)

Sounds like it would be the name of a The Fault in our Stars fanfiction.

So this is what I found after a bit of research: He was initially hired to get rid of a mouse problem, but then the council wanted him relocated because of potential allergy issues and, direct quote, “City Hall and City businesses are no place for animals”. But because the cat is so well behaved and has become a very special part of the library, they eventually decided to allow the library to keep the cat (plus there was lots of puvlic backlash and full petition happening).

That’s actually such a cool idea!

Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?
Because you’re indescribable.

You must be the speed of light, because time stops whenever I look at you.