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Ken M?

Bill Gates isn’t even in the top 10 richest people ever. He was just the first person to be worth over 100 billion actual dollars.

On the list of what men like about a particular set of breasts availability and shape are usually far higher priorities than size.

Yeah, riiiiight....

I have met many pit bulls that were sweet as could be but I’m not totally comfortable around them. This is also true of several other specific breeds of dogs. It’s not about their nature, it’s acknowledging their potential to inflict damage. I feel like I could take on a pug or two and probably hold my own against a golden retriever but a pit or a Rottweiler would be a very lopsided fight and I would be the loser.
Now any one individual dog may or may not be prone to violence but any of them can become scared and lash out instinctively; if that happens to me I’d prefer to have a chance in hell.
I went to a family zoo once and was asking the owner if he ever played with the puma because it was so friendly. He told me that he did not because no matter how sweet it was it still had claws that could rip out his throat and it wasn’t worth the risk of an unfortunate accident.

Terrorists are going to be soaked when all them water balloons come blasting out at them. Take that!

I wouldn’t have any issue at all buying a masturbation device for my children once they become interested in it. Not sure it’s a responsibility as a parent exactly, but I don’t want them growing up thinking sex is dirty, or their sexuality is something of which they should be ashamed.
IMO we teach girls in particular to have a defensive attitude towards their sexuality; boys are going to take something from them and they have to guard against it. I don’t see that as being a healthy approach to the subject.

“Come in, lovely”

Is that the same Flat Top from the MC Hammer backup dancers?

Is that the emergency slide from an airplane?