smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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What else is she supposed to do? 9 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
TSA can mind their buisness and wait. They'll have their chance to fondle my junk soon enough.
In the meantime, I'm having drink with the crazy lady.
Back when I flew regularly, at 730 AM I was probably coming off of a 12-14 hour shift and wouldn't be getting to my bed for another 12. So FUCK YOU, I'm having a drink.
That includes you, lady that gave me a fucked up look when I ordered a screwdriver on a predawn flight.
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In the meantime, I'm having drink with the crazy lady.
Back when I flew regularly, at 730 AM I was probably coming off of a 12-14 hour shift and wouldn't be getting to my bed for another 12. So FUCK YOU, I'm having a drink.
That includes you, lady that gave me a fucked up look when I ordered a screwdriver on a predawn flight.
This is exactly why I don't go out 13 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I know that feel... but I wouldn't sell yourself short, surely there's something we'd find to talk about.
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Ramsay knows best! 3 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Still want to see a Red Nose day one off short featuring Gordon Ramsey as the potions professor at Hogwarts.
Ramsay knows best! 3 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Still want to see a Red Nose day one off short featuring Gordon Ramsey as the potions professor at Hogwarts.
This is exactly why I don't go out 13 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Wow... the degree that I can identify with this is spooky. It's also precicely the sort of thing I would have posted had I found it.
It almost makes me want to hang out with you IRL if not for the infinate distance of anonymity of the internet. Almost. My luck though, would be that I prove it to you:
"Man, that smitty. Nice enough to talk to online, but wow... what an asshole in person."
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It almost makes me want to hang out with you IRL if not for the infinate distance of anonymity of the internet. Almost. My luck though, would be that I prove it to you:
"Man, that smitty. Nice enough to talk to online, but wow... what an asshole in person."
Motivation 11 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Not really. It's quite easily jump started with the energy of betrayal. Severe enough and it's also quite easily sustained with little to no effort, much like radioactive decay.
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Audience lady has a crush on Conan 17 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Luckily this was a very public place and the footage from the show is admissible in court.
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The power of GMO 12 comments
The power of GMO 12 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Pest, disease, heat and drought resistant; shorter growing seasons with higher yields; more nutritious and yet antiGMO say this is bad.
Even Golden Rice, a strain engineered to produce beta carotene in an attempt to prevent childhood blindness and death in the developing world.
In fact, they don't even have a leg to stand on fighting this one because everyone of their arguments are invalid:
Ooohhh! Evil supercorporate food patenting!
Nope, it was developed independently.
But it doesn't have enough beta carotene...
Wrong. Any is better than none and recent development has increased the concentration. A single bowl will give a child 60% of their RDA.
Why not give them crops that already produce beta carotene?
They already grow rice becaue it's inculcated in their culture and converting fields to a different crop is a logistical impossibility.
They have all but admitted that they'd rather see 670,000 children die yearly from deficiency than admit they are wrong.
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Even Golden Rice, a strain engineered to produce beta carotene in an attempt to prevent childhood blindness and death in the developing world.
In fact, they don't even have a leg to stand on fighting this one because everyone of their arguments are invalid:
Ooohhh! Evil supercorporate food patenting!
Nope, it was developed independently.
But it doesn't have enough beta carotene...
Wrong. Any is better than none and recent development has increased the concentration. A single bowl will give a child 60% of their RDA.
Why not give them crops that already produce beta carotene?
They already grow rice becaue it's inculcated in their culture and converting fields to a different crop is a logistical impossibility.
They have all but admitted that they'd rather see 670,000 children die yearly from deficiency than admit they are wrong.
Smoke on the Water 14 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
It couldn't really be a reference to anything because a frankly absurd amount of fiction has Blood or Sanguine Moons in them.
A town in the desert 7 comments
Inside a Macbook Air minus the batteries. 4 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Just like the rest of Apple's "machines." Raspberry Pi's are about the same size, more robust and far, FAR more affordable.
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I hate those things 5 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Yes, some do... but sadly most do not. At least none of appreciable quality or other noteworthy mention.
Or just keep that shit caged under the stairs in the basement, it's for the best. 5 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Yeah, but that's the problem. Men have two heads and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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Or just keep that shit caged under the stairs in the basement, it's for the best. 5 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Well... he wasn't entirely wrong.
Me, I'm planning on going full on Supervillan.
Me, I'm planning on going full on Supervillan.
A wholesome Mr. Rogers comp 10 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I meant reading the image set, it was honestly too much for me to take. It made me too sad.
But your suggestion is not without merit because of why. It is good advice.
Not all will heed it, and not all will succeed that do.
I've loved, fought, failed and lost... a few times over. I've been hurt and allowed myself to be hurt. It always hurts, every single time.
I may again, but only time will tell.
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But your suggestion is not without merit because of why. It is good advice.
Not all will heed it, and not all will succeed that do.
I've loved, fought, failed and lost... a few times over. I've been hurt and allowed myself to be hurt. It always hurts, every single time.
I may again, but only time will tell.
Swanson seal of approval 6 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
There would need to be two seals. One regular placid faced Ron for the most products, and goofy faced drunk Ron for the alcohol.
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Swanson seal of approval 6 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Im surprised there isn't a series of products that have the "Ron Swanson Seal of Approval" on them.
Things like beer, whisky, steak, bacon, power tools, ect.
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Things like beer, whisky, steak, bacon, power tools, ect.
Is this even a question? Of course it's not! 29 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
^^This.
This is the mature, adult way to handle and indulge an SO's curiosity or other side.
However, you must also account for the slightest possibility that she may fall for her or another. You need to prepare yourself for the chance you might have to let her go.
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This is the mature, adult way to handle and indulge an SO's curiosity or other side.
However, you must also account for the slightest possibility that she may fall for her or another. You need to prepare yourself for the chance you might have to let her go.
But... sure. I'm game, I'll give it a shot. Same user name as here?