smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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I'm forgetting stuff but wheRE THE f*ck WAS JIM 11 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I don't even know where to start with this.
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This is the perfect wife! 9 comments
Do not pet 5 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Why wouldn't he though? Military device dogs are very nearly treated no different than human service members. They carry rank, are awarded medals and have monuments built in their memory.
There are some that even serve in Airborne units... and actually enjoy jumping out of planes.
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There are some that even serve in Airborne units... and actually enjoy jumping out of planes.
Miscalculated bird 18 comments
This is the perfect wife! 9 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Maybe to give him time to prep for his trip. That's my best reasonable guess. He may also have just come back off the road from a trip last week and she's letting him rest up before setting off again.
He must be really good to/for her. Seems to be the kind of guy I want to meet because he's the kind of guy I want to be.
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He must be really good to/for her. Seems to be the kind of guy I want to meet because he's the kind of guy I want to be.
Shiz is about to go down 5 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
And there is a very special place in help where this plays over and over out for eternity:
"I want to talk to your manager."
"I AM THE MANAGER!! MUAH, MUAH, MUAH!!!"
They are then beaten unconscious with a cash register and a swarm of demon employees.
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"I want to talk to your manager."
"I AM THE MANAGER!! MUAH, MUAH, MUAH!!!"
They are then beaten unconscious with a cash register and a swarm of demon employees.
I'm forgetting stuff but wheRE THE f*ck WAS JIM 11 comments
Big golden retrievers meetup 9 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
And so, when I woke from what I thought was dream... I soon realized that it was a revelation of the end times from the Almighty Dog and the Good Boy had granted upon me a vision of the Life Eternal that was waiting us upon the rapturous day when the belly rubs would commence.
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Reason not to get a mechanical keyboard 7 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
A mechanical keyboard is one where each of the keys is an individual mechanical switch. As opposed to a membrane keyboard Which tend to have less tactile feedback.
Kinda hard to explain in text.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Membrane_keyboard
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Kinda hard to explain in text.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Membrane_keyboard
Reason not to get a mechanical keyboard 7 comments
That's how I prepare myself for prison 13 comments
Captivating ice sculpture 6 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
It's not ice, it's CGI buy digital artist Alexandra Reeves, former student at Gnomon School of Visual Effects. This piece js called The Pedestal and was their final project.
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/w0AZL
It's also a repost. Reverse searching has shown to be useless however due to the glut of pinterest results. I did however find two other distinct iterations of this image with the FS watermark, suggesting this is the third time it's been posted.
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https://www.artstation.com/artwork/w0AZL
It's also a repost. Reverse searching has shown to be useless however due to the glut of pinterest results. I did however find two other distinct iterations of this image with the FS watermark, suggesting this is the third time it's been posted.
Audience lady has a crush on Conan 17 comments
How to chose an OS 11 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Yes, as an operating system Linux is vastly superior in every way. It is sleek and streamlined, robust to the point of nearly being bullet proof, bloat free, fast and infinitely customizable with skins, themes and plugins.
However, the vast majority of software the rest of the fucking planet uses on a day to day basis to run everyday human life doesn't fucking run in Linux, so what's the point?
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However, the vast majority of software the rest of the fucking planet uses on a day to day basis to run everyday human life doesn't fucking run in Linux, so what's the point?
This is exactly why I don't go out 13 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Ok then, I'll give it a look... just as soon as I figure it out. :p
It will probably be later today, I've been up all night and I need a nap.
It will probably be later today, I've been up all night and I need a nap.
Cutest aircraft ever made 10 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Yes, the Gee Bee Model R. A notoriously dangerous and hard to control craft.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gee_Bee_Model_R
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gee_Bee_Model_R
Audience lady has a crush on Conan 17 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Sure. Of course.
But joke or not, your perspective on this will radically shift when you get cheated on.
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But joke or not, your perspective on this will radically shift when you get cheated on.
The power of GMO 12 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
If anything, it's possible that it could even be better for you. Some GMO strains have been altered to be even more nutritious.
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What else is she supposed to do? 9 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
It is at the discretion of the airport staff and flight crew, they can bar you from a flight if you seem to be so intoxicated that you might be a disruptive liability.
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