TimeBender25

timebender25

"vibrant green, yet foresty" ~ shadowlord33496, when describing me using a single colour.
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Looks like I have a new book to read 11 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
It comes with my comment, "Wonka-Vite" is a magic anti-aging serum. When it's used on Charlie's elderly relatives it takes 80 years off of them, two of them turned into 2-3 year olds, but Charlie's 78 year old grandpa was aged back to "-2" and so they had to travel to "Minus land" and use Vita-Wok (a magic AGING serum) to bring him back
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Popsicle stick domino line 1 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
This is criminal without the noise.
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Hades' Punishments 16 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
Me, getting the pawn to the other side of the board: "Okay so that's a point."
Grim: "Wait what?"
Me: "I have more points than you."
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Getting a notification on an old post 8 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
@xvarnah
I know this is your post but I'm tagging you anyways
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More FS User Memes? You bet! 34 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
With bots, anything is possible.
I won't be hunting it down though. My imagination is enough.
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Looks like I have a new book to read 11 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
Wonka-vite and Vita-wonk
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Fishy Fun Day #51: Poem Game Edition 51 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
Her time here had been quite long,
And a fair move, she's withdrawn,
But to see it erased,
It can't be replaced,
You only know it once it's gone.
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Fishy Fun Day #51: Poem Game Edition 51 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
She joked away the days,
Turned years of many more,
Bringing joy in many ways,
To those that she adored.

A tale of many with magic power,
The art of many several rooms,
A relationship turns bitter, sour,
Brought the project to it's doom.

A change of name, a brand new face,
But the external problems still persist,
A decision was made to leave this place,
With a heavy heart, she left the list.

From root, to bark, to branch, to crown,
The kind Queen sits, looking down.

@Fell_Equinox
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An old Viking boat amongst the fjords of Norway 25 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
I have no idea what sparked this comment thread, but it's really interesting to finally see all this stuff spoken and solid.
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You never listen! 8 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
If I trust anyone on the way heat weakens the integrity of a material, it'd be Iccarus with the life experience.
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Hägar did what he promised 3 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
The snipping tool haunts this meme.
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Can we get an answer on aisle 4? 3 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
No, there's just soup.
A smart dog using bread as bait to catch a fish 2 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
Give a dog a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a dog to fish...
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She scares me 2 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
Maybe you don't.
You won't 4 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
God IS an asshole, if you consider bringing justice to the unjust asshole-ish.

But also he's just an asshole.
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Can we get an answer on aisle 4? 3 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
I can't, there's only soup.
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Better wear a hat 2 comments
Just some innocent breadstick puns 1 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
Attack on Ti-pain.
The thot cries out in pain as she strikes you 2 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
Twitter User "Literally Hotler" out here with the legacy of burns.
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Caution: Comic may personally attack you 9 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
Bro no, I just hate the vibes. Too loud and uncomfortable.
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God Of Predictive Text [...Game for the truly bored] 34 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
I don't want to commit religious infidel-ity.
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Rotatoes. Scooby doo had it right all along 3 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
rotato fasta banana
God Of Predictive Text [...Game for the truly bored] 34 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
There's a very specific joke I could make here, but I don't know if I want to...
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God Of Predictive Text [...Game for the truly bored] 34 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
I am Time, God of the Bible and I don't past few years ago and I have to be mine,


This entire scentence feels sacrilegious, more so considering I'm agnostic.
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Her: I Iike guys which use their head.. Me: 3 comments
timebender25 · 5 years ago
Bu did he win