Oh boy. One of my...acquaintances (no longer friends because he's a faggot) is dating this one bitch who is possessive as all fuck. He couldn't even go out with the boys on his 21st for his first legal drinks without her blowing up his and the fellow's phones.
If that's all it takes then there's always a garden hose. Pouring freezing water over your genitals seems like it'd be at least 29% more enjoyable than going through this hellish nonsense.
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