Stop right there m8!

no..... IT'S SIX FIFTY NINE!

its not 59 anywhere mate and it wasnt a few minutes ago either

It was 6:59 when if hit typed the message out, and it was 7:00 immediately after hitting enter BUT NEVERTHELESS, it was still 6:59 when i typed that out.

Its 19:46 for me, i still got time! :)

RUN TO THE HILLS, RUN FOR YOUR LIIIiiiIIIIIVES

I don‘t wanna go up any hills right now

You just have to run to them, not up them

Ok, beth

*knocks both out with club*

*third me walks in, stares at the scene for a moment, and just leaves*

*clubs*

*three hours later there's just a pile of Harkybois with beth on top*

WHERE DO THEY KEEP COMING FROM
*clubs the new one*
WHEN WILL IT END

*bethorien is sizing up the situation*

*gives Cap a weapon to defend himself*

*clubs him before he can use it*

*hits you with a broom*

*walks in again, this time in a really funny sweater*

this whole thing has gotten out of hand, i've been watching the whole time and it's just too much, AND NOW WE GOT FUNNY SWEATERS?!?!?! i'm going to bed.

*puts on color inverted version of harkybois sweater*
*hugs harkyboi*

Beth, but I hit you with a broom. How are you still standing?

I'm a no weak

*hits with hard butter*

*intercepts hard butter with mouth and consumes butter*

*Hits with Pickle*

*is hit with pickle and looks confused but uninjured*

*hits with sliced onions*

*continues to look confused*

*hits with sliced tomatos*

*looks further confused*

*hits you with cooked beef*

*pours a bowl of beef broth*

*tired, confused, soaked*

*throws buns at beth*
Bon appétit, @captainjackharknes

*very macho but French accent*
Ooh la la

*clubs aviva*
*takes shower and comes back*

Ooh la-oh no

Cap, Beth hit me :‘(
Beth, stop being a food-hater lol

*hugs both of you*

Aww, thanks. I‘m upset with you tho

She hit me like 9000 times!

Will you press charges?

Nah Imma charge presses

You mean charge pressing

no

*kiss the 1 booboo and kisses the 9000 booboos*

THATS A LOTTA KISSES

:D

°^°

. .
O

°3°

D:

@n@

Beth, do you need ice for your lips?
Cap, don‘t you have a wife already?

What wife?

The alien flycatcher

That marriage isn't technically legal

How come? You didn‘t say your vows?

nah plant marriage is only legal on Jupiter

*dies*

The plant told me she‘s pregnant for you

*pours cheese on beth‘s body*

ew gross and kinky why you do dis

I thought you were dead. I wanted to feed the animals.
How is it kinky?

You're pouring something sticky onto the body of someone else

Yeah, that's my job!

Hmm, my mind didn‘t go that way, Beth lol
Fine. *pours used bath water on beth*
Cap, you must be wanted

All I got is Moon Sand

Fun. Any for me?

Nah just regular hot sand.

Oh . Gimme some

*pour pour*
this sand hot af

I don‘t mind. I have heat-resistant gloves on

sexy sandTM

It‘s too hot to handle

your heat resistant gloves have big holes at the bottom for sand to get in

poor design choice, really.

Hold it for me, beth

I‘ll call the company and complain, superman

*dies of burnt hands*

*slaps back to life*

*fails to revive*

I‘ve tried. *starts digging a hole*

*dies while already dead*

*pushes beth‘s body into hole and starts shoveling dirt back into it*

*ghost haunts aviva*

*kills ghost and buries it*

*still playing with moon sand*

Won‘t you try to bring beth back to life, Cap?

You can't kill ghooooaaassstt

*makes a new body for beth out of moon sand*

*brings dirty beth back to life*

*takes shower*

What happens if you get moon sand wet?

you have wet moon sand?

That‘s just about right. Beth you don‘t need a shower. Smelling like “nature“ can be a good thing.
Cap, who did you get the sand from?

The moon?

I meant ‘who.‘ You met a guy selling it?

Nope. Went to the moon, took some sand.

NASA sent you, or you went illegally, Cap?

@bethorien Are you still breathing?

I hitchhiked.

Tell me about it, Cap

I pointed out my thumb towards the sky, a spaceship came down and asked where I was headed. Told him the moon, and then I got to the moon.

Where there aliens?

That's racist. We all live in the same universe.

remember captainjackharknes, always bring your towel.

Never leave home without one.

and don't listen to poetry.

Not Vogon poetry anyway.

Is it still call racism if we‘re from different planets? Or should we call it something like ‘planetophobia?‘

well, their both the fear of aliens aren't the?!?!? (ba dun tssss)

*dies again*

Lol. Have some cotton candy, superman.
Beth, if I get you candy will you come back?

wow, thanks man.

Man? *triggered*(I‘m kidding)

maybe

*slowly starts backing out of this conversation*

Hey, did you know there are commenting rules?
https://funsubstance.com/page/rules/
Refrain from off-topic chatting. Comments should be related to the post.

*shoves posting rules down bots throats*

we will destroy the bots, it will be especially easy with beth being a ghost and all. (boom brought it back to the conversation.)

Lol, you guys. @bethorien We probably should open a chat thread then.

until the bots ran by the owners follow the rules i see no reason why we would have to.

So we‘re rioting? lol

*throws desk out window*

You‘re strong lol

it was a play desk that my little cousins use

So you‘re not strong? :o

*is no weak*

*weakens the no weak*

*cannot be weakened*

*waits a week*

It must be magic.
Cap, why?

if we're rioting..... can I steal a t.v?

NO STEALING ONLY RIOTING

oh ._.
ok.

Bots are calling in backup

GAMERS:AT THE READY!
ARMOR: ON!
WEAPONS: EQUIPPED!
PREPARE YOURSELF!