MatthewG

matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Just don't look up pawg warts on certain internet "hubs"...

Just don't look up pawg warts on certain internet "hubs"...
by matthewg 5 years ago
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I'm still waiting for his cage match with Daniel Tosh.

I'm still waiting for his cage match with Daniel Tosh.
by matthewg 5 years ago
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Grandma always makes the most hilarious jell-o shots.

Grandma always makes the most hilarious jell-o shots.
by matthewg 5 years ago
340 likes
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Please your S.O. better with this one weird trick a Mom came up with!

Please your S.O. better with this one weird trick a Mom came up with!
by matthewg 5 years ago
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Buscemi to play Cyclops in upcoming X-Men film.

Buscemi to play Cyclops in upcoming X-Men film.
by matthewg 5 years ago
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When you're drunk and vulnerable, but he silently decides he likes the cut of your jib.

When you're drunk and vulnerable, but he silently decides he likes the cut of your jib.
by matthewg 5 years ago
1181 likes

I also need a sm0l bottle of wine to find myself beautiful in the mirror.

I also need a sm0l bottle of wine to find myself beautiful in the mirror.
by matthewg 5 years ago
1002 likes

"Ah, I see my reputation precedes me." ;)

"Ah, I see my reputation precedes me." ;)
by matthewg 5 years ago
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I bet he wishes he was one of the guys sent to find the Moon Monolith.

I bet he wishes he was one of the guys sent to find the Moon Monolith.
by matthewg 5 years ago
862 likes
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*replaces it with a bag of sand, Indiana Jones-style*

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by matthewg 5 years ago Hidden
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