My dog actually exists, so I've got that going for me

Dog, obviously. God can't cheer me up, or stop a burglar for that matter

Doggo good boye

Cat

Why would you have a best friend who made it so you bled every month or get random public boners. My dog wouldn't do that (if I had one).

IDK about you, but I spell it a few different ways.
@mightyoak
@yukihaki
@funsubartist

Dog.

IQ.

That title tho

I spell it Randy.

Did you just get mad over a photoshopped Church board?

Why'd they leave out the D O double-G?