Give me your best Chuck Norris jokes
6 years ago by hugarzar · 716 Likes · 13 comments · Popular
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geluregis
· 6 years ago
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A time capsule...
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alekazam
· 6 years ago
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit
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alekazam
· 6 years ago
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
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deleted
· 6 years ago
Mrs. Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
The Moon invited Chuck Norris, but NASA couldn't build a spacecraft that appeased him.
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mistoffelees
· 6 years ago
When Chuck Norris does push ups he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.
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silvermyth
· 6 years ago
Well technically
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kolorblind
· 6 years ago
Not technically, people don't have enough mass to move the earth more than they are moving themselves.
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silvermyth
· 6 years ago
Only very slightly, but it's pretty much semantics.
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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Chuck Norris can divide by 0 and lick his elbow.
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enidblytonfan
· 6 years ago
Chuck Norris can count to infinity, and slam a revolving door.
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f__kyeahhamburg
· 6 years ago
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All.
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lady_deadpool
· 6 years ago
When Chuck Norris do push ups the earth moves
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