smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Try it, and feel the dry butt 3 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Proofreading memes before posting, +1 upvotes.
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Pays to know what you're talking about 3 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Just like the shitbag "reporter" interviewing Mayim Blalik on the red carpet.
"Do you understand the equations they write on the board or anything they talk about?"
*condescending chuckle*
"Uh, yeah. I have a doctorate in Neurology."
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"Do you understand the equations they write on the board or anything they talk about?"
*condescending chuckle*
"Uh, yeah. I have a doctorate in Neurology."
Have we gone too far? 10 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Because the internet and it's power STILL isn't taken seriously in the broad sense.
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One hell of a sneeze 7 comments
It's simple 14 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Oh yeah, that's the one where they do a background check on you before you buy it to make sure you're not a supevillan.
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The struggle is real 6 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
No, but I'll bet they work in the IT department of an institution that employs people with multiple PhDs.
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Quick maths 2 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
...as you post and comment with a nerd designed device on a network invented by nerds using a communication protocol engineered by nerds.
SMH.
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SMH.
I guess I'll just love myself 4 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Regardless of the company policy, there's a supervisor/subordinate dynamic going on here.
While the "hooker" sentiment is a bit of a grey area and arguably an overreaction, the proposal is still an HR reportable complaint.
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While the "hooker" sentiment is a bit of a grey area and arguably an overreaction, the proposal is still an HR reportable complaint.
17k is what I'm aiming for 10 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Check the start up menu and see what is launching when Windows boots up. It's probably a bunch of BS bloat that really doesn't need to run in the background constantly.
Wi-Fi controller, Windows updater, anti-virus? Sure.
Spell check for Word, single application update monitors, media player B.S.? Not when you aren't effing using them, that's for damned sure.
Also look at the applications that are for features that your machine doesn't even have, like Bluetooth, touch screen and on screen keyboard. Don't have them or use them? Turn that shit off. Desktop PC connected to a LAN? You do not need power monitor/regulation or Wi-Fi. Kill it.
Turn off the extraneous horseshit and you may find that your PC runs even faster than it did when new.
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Wi-Fi controller, Windows updater, anti-virus? Sure.
Spell check for Word, single application update monitors, media player B.S.? Not when you aren't effing using them, that's for damned sure.
Also look at the applications that are for features that your machine doesn't even have, like Bluetooth, touch screen and on screen keyboard. Don't have them or use them? Turn that shit off. Desktop PC connected to a LAN? You do not need power monitor/regulation or Wi-Fi. Kill it.
Turn off the extraneous horseshit and you may find that your PC runs even faster than it did when new.
Billions and millions 7 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Yeah, where are those feed the poor crybabies now, huh?
Where were they during the Superbowl or the world series?
Where will they be during the college basket ball finals when the schools and the league(s) will be raking in the money hand over fist but the players don't see a single fucking dime?
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Where were they during the Superbowl or the world series?
Where will they be during the college basket ball finals when the schools and the league(s) will be raking in the money hand over fist but the players don't see a single fucking dime?
Police brutality 9 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Four wheel/all wheel drive is NOT an invincibility force field... and that's the problem. People think it is and drive like absolute idiots.
It all comes down to driving appropriately for the conditions. If that means stay home, stay your ass the fuck at home. Buuut people don't and that's why states like Massachusetts put in place travel bans when it gets "bad." They say it's for "public safety," but it's more likely so they don't have to put up with you non driving dumb ass on the street.
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It all comes down to driving appropriately for the conditions. If that means stay home, stay your ass the fuck at home. Buuut people don't and that's why states like Massachusetts put in place travel bans when it gets "bad." They say it's for "public safety," but it's more likely so they don't have to put up with you non driving dumb ass on the street.
Long exposure of a snail 8 comments
A handy Chart 5 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
BOOT I WOOD WALK FAYVE HOONDRED MAYELS
AND I WOOD WALK FAYVE HOONDRED MOAR.
JOOST TOO BEE THA MAYN WHOO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYELS
TO FALL DOON AT YOOR DOOR
DA-DA DA-DAN,
DA-DA DA-DAN.
DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN!
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AND I WOOD WALK FAYVE HOONDRED MOAR.
JOOST TOO BEE THA MAYN WHOO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYELS
TO FALL DOON AT YOOR DOOR
DA-DA DA-DAN,
DA-DA DA-DAN.
DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN!
Comparison of 'Super Heavy' Space Rockets 4 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
The Apollo reliability percentage is not only off, but also subject to debate. It should be 85%, but BOTH accidents were related to the upper stages.
A cabin fire in Apollo 1 destroyed the capsule and killed the crew. In Apollo 13, an oxygen tank exploded and crippled the service module.
Doesn't say much about the system's reliability to deliver payload to orbit and beyond.
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A cabin fire in Apollo 1 destroyed the capsule and killed the crew. In Apollo 13, an oxygen tank exploded and crippled the service module.
Doesn't say much about the system's reliability to deliver payload to orbit and beyond.
No college isn’t overpriced at all 11 comments
No college isn’t overpriced at all 11 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
No. The $ sign is for US an Canadian dollars. (Maybe a few others too.)
Not to mention the US $ and CAN $ imprinted on the cover, publishers won't imprint that for overseas sales.
Not to mention the US $ and CAN $ imprinted on the cover, publishers won't imprint that for overseas sales.
