An old man that never left the emo phase

Not Meowth.

It's often punned with the level-up system.

Eevee and eeveelution? I've always considered them to be more fox-like, than cat...

Some eeveelutions look like the types of cats you would see stereotypical Indian royalty owning.
So I largely attribute them to cats.

Maybe you should have described it as a genetically unstable and indecisive fluffball. XD

That would just be Meowth.

Or the most adorable pokemon ever (fight me!)

On what premise would I fight you?

"I like to breath, fight me."

On the premises that eevee is the most adorable pokemon ever in existence and if disagree fight me

Eevee IS adorable.
(Though Phantump is up there as well.)

Purugly?

Make it a child.

Marshadow

Y E S

... metapod?

Haha, nope! Want a hint?

Is it a bug type?

Nope, Grass type. Looks like a green fairy

OH CELEBI

AY YOU GOT IT

Should've remembered from that chat.

I can't even remember there was a chat haha, I'm impressed you did

:P
The amazing power of random things memory.

Ahah gotta love when that's useful

10 points to griffindoor! But do you know the meme?

The one where you wonder trade a snorlax named "your mom" while holding a burn heal?

You sir win a muffin and a trip to alolah *offers muffin and ss.Ann ticket*

Hooray! I'm gonna go catch a drampa

I would love to guess. But I don't even know all first Gen Pokemon, let alone ALL Pokemon.

It would be like shooting at a metal wall in a dark room hoping you get through the bullet-wide hole.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK/giphy.gif

Alakazam?

Nope

Another hint pleas i can't think of old guy pokemon...

It's not drampa is it?

Thwe wierd hippi dragon from alolah?

Yeah, he's said to be an old man pokemon

Hard shelled softy

I still don't know what it is

Conkeldurr?

Noooo

Its a legendary

...Terrakiooon?

Noooo

Wait... is it darkrai?

She said it was darkrai

Darkrai is not an old man

But has gray hair like an old man

It's white, not gray. Does silvermyth having white hair means she's old?

Means she's my wifey

She's like 15, why dont you have a seat over there.

Shes old enough for moi

WHOOP WHOOP
dats the sound of da police

I'll violate em too

I'll arrest you myself

And you I'll do anyone

...could you repeat that?

In English I'll violate anyone

stay away from me and silvie!
...and the police to an extent

Silvie is mineeeeeee

no she is freeeeeeee

A FREEE deadpool romantic wifu

@silvermyth
Run silvie!

STAY MY BELOVED @silvermyth

Hello friends, my hair is more yellowish than white, that was just the lighting. And err, what the hell is going on?

lady deadpool wants to dominate you sexually. also I think your hair is more white personally

I have a whitr hair kink okay?

Oh, huh. I didn't know that was a thing.

tbh I love white hair too, but I wouldn't call it a kink.
Anyways, you gonna sit here and let her do this to you?

Thanks for defending, also what the fresh hell, and no one is safe

Nope

Oh fine. But if things get too out of hand, you already know 911

What just happened?

Illegal things

Not even that illegal

A 30 something year old trying to be sexual with a 15 year old? Nuh Uh that isn't illegal

I aint 30 I'm 22

Still underage though

Its not much different now

Hmm

...Oricorio?

The ghost dancing oricorio.

No

I'm all out of guesses then

My favourite of all time darkrai

Ah right.

Im going to be real with you chief, I would of never guessed that

After five weeks I believe it