Chicken little what a classic

Is that an iguana?

My brain autocorrected the ‘proud virgin’ to ‘proud vegan’

Australians don’t joke around with the native wildlife

Love her shoes

Oh your motor has stoped let me help

I’ll kiss it better, poor baby

Wouldn't breast feeding the baby be right up the vegan ally with the whole 'cows milk is for baby cows' business

Australians also enjoy the benefits of a junk draw

“I am your leader gaze upon my nipples!”

My dog and I both hate getting out of bed before 8am, she will just go back to bed after I leave. That is if she got out to see me off in the first place. #spiritanimal

Mistook this for a screen grab from white chicks for a second

The other person (parent?) turns around and walks back
"Well nothing I can do now"

The middle one wants your soul!

fist time seeing this post *that would indeed be a good study desk*
Second time *ohhhhh..... concentration*

And I think that's beautiful.
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Don't worry Jesus got him

How would you know if you could? Do you stand at the paint counter and seperate the different shades of white

It took me a second BAHAHAHA

I wanna Know by this point how it's possible not to be constantly walking on just bobby pins. Also where do they go, what happens to the 48 pinsof the 50 pack.

so sad i want to hug him better

When I was little I use to sneak into the pantry and take sips of vanilla essence I was an odd child I also liked to taste of soap xb

Talk about a dead arm

This is literally the opposite of Australia

At the beginning of this year got a fortune cookie it said "don't worry about what other people are thinking. Because they are not thinking about you."
For ever alone cookie