Well I guess if that's what you call happy

Cool it's a deal then

Or it's literally just a cute comic

That's all I'm ever going to refer to it by from here on out. The DEVILS LETTUCE

Well caramel is a color and Carmel is the flavor, I feel very proud having known that one!

Unless it's adorable, I mean that flame has a face so I think your logic has momentarily been suspended. You can take your negativity and shove it where the flame can't see

Well sarcasm is the brains natural defense against stupidity

Or what about cock socks?
C+ocks=Cocks

I'm quoting chief bogo

Same I'm leaning towards water for mine though

I hope you like it I almost cried and I don't do that

I feel like total domination would be fun. like worst case scenario everyone that's left alive revolts and I get killed, but hey I get to build a death machine or a DOOMSDAY DEVICE that can blow up earth then I hold the world hostage, but everyone's going to say "if You blow it up you'll die too" but then I'll reply with "unlike you I'm cool with dying besides I have an escape plan to live on Mars either way are you will to risk it?" Then everyone will accept that I will blow up earth and we (you the secretary of memes and I unquestioned ruler of Tomorrowland) will hold the planet hostage until everyone gives up and accepts that I will and always will be their leader. Then I'll create a robot army that will only activate when I die, and that will have the soul objective to kill all humans, and as a precautionary I'll set up the doomsday device to the robots so that if all of them are destroyed Earth will blow up. MUAHAHAHAHA

What could possibly go wrong?

*in brains voice* "now pinkie we must create a plot to take over the world"

Yeah you can be either secretary of memes or vice underside super intendant general either way you get to wear a giant gold medal around your neck with your title printed on it

That's not the point hitler stretched "all thoes people" too far leaving his own country vulnerable