Jerry Baughman

15jbaughman


Twenty-one year old anime aficionado, photography enthusiast, bookworm, and general practitioner of badassery.

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What celebrity can you describe using 3 words or less, without using their names 242 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
Anything fiction related, and odds are I know about it
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Double coldness 27 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
Something being twice as cold doesn't mean it's colder to the power of two. That's like saying it's 8 degrees out, and tomorrow it will be twice as warm, therefore it will be 64 degrees
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What celebrity can you describe using 3 words or less, without using their names 242 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
Hmmmm....
Nick Fury?
Mace Windu?
The possibilities are endless
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What celebrity can you describe using 3 words or less, without using their names 242 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
Oh, there are so many.....
Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman
Tom Hiddleston
David Tennant
Need I go on?
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Your life, you choose 11 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
Said no vegan ever
The best bedtime story ever, and it's narrated by Samuel L. Jackson 3 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
I probably should've mentioned in the title that it's called "Go the Fuck to Sleep"
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Caligula Wasn't Especially Brilliant 9 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
When Poseidon didn't show up for two days, he called it a victory and took the seashells as "spoils of war", to prove he had bested the god of the sea.
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TL;DR Version of The Holy Bible 27 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
Is.....is it a bad time to bring up that I did some other things too?
Striving for this perfect relationship 21 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
This is almost perfect, but as the boyfriend my hobbies include both video games and reading, and ideally, my girlfriend would enjoy those two as well.
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TL;DR Version of The Holy Bible 27 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
Guys....
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LOL bruh 14 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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TL;DR Version of The Holy Bible 27 comments
15jbaughman · 9 years ago
I......I did the things
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<3 158 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
These words hold with them a great truth for me as well
fun fact frog 16 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
Some people might call that a premonition, or some kind of precognitive phenomenon
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Perfectly timed fireworks 8 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
48 weeks ago, I thought this was awesome and liked it. I couldn't fathom the chances of two fireworks colliding like that. Now, all this time later, I see it in the "random" section and I finally see it for what it is......how could I have missed that?
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I think her mirror is broken... 11 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
Fandom B.2: "Ghostfacers!"
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They can't hold me back 6 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
And here we see a lawnmower, following its dreams
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Now I'm frustrated 10 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
Fuck you man. Fuck you.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! 10 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
I'll never be able to take items from my Pokémon again......
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h*ck 16 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
I don't understand why you people see the need to fucking swear. Ah, goddamnit, now you've got me saying the fuck word too. This is some fucking contagious bullshit right here.
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Goddamit frank 5 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
And the point of the joke is that Dr. Frankenstein thought it was a contest to construct a monster, not a contest of strength
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The perfect camouflage 7 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
That tree looks very angry
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If you would like to, try breathing in sync with this 15 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
That was calming as fuck
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Goddamit frank 5 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
Clearly the body he built ended up being pretty strong
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