Really bothers me when people call them "Killer" whales. There have been zero documented fatal encounters between these orcas and humans in the wild. The only four known times they have ever killed were when they are kept in captivity, which alters their mood.

Not sure if my reaction should be like Eminem or the guy in the background

I really don't find these texting posts to be funny. Unless you guys do, then I guess I see their value.

Is there an actual name for these? We always just called them "sticky hands"

When you un-pause the video game in the middle of a fight

I've got 8 sisters........fucking bring it on!

Though it is unlikely that you'll see this since your internet access seems to have been heavily restricted by your parents (mostly my fault, and I am so fucking sorry about that), I'm just gonna put this here anyway, for when you are able to return. Waiting is not, nor has ever been a problem for me. It's tough, not being able to talk to you, but I can do it. The hardest part though, is being unable to apologize properly for attempting to establish contact with your parents. The last thing I did was cause pain for you, and I can't even express my remorse, leaving your most recent memory of me as an unpleasant one. So if and when you do get this, know that I am sorry. Every day, I think about how badly I fucked up, and I am completely done with getting you into trouble. I'll refrain from making contact with you until you are able to do so and talk to me first.

"And different time zones"

I hope they cut the tree in two in order to do that, because if they put a hole in their roof during winter just to make room for a huge tree I'd have to come to the conclusion that it's a very stupid thing to do.