Spoiler alert! If you haven't seen it yet, don't read this:
I was a little upset that Kili and a couple other dwarves were left behind at laketown.

Based on your username, not sure if you're serious or sarcastic. . . . .

Ahhhh. . . .Someone who's actually read the book. I applaud you, my friend.

All good bro. This isn't meant to antagonize you, but would you want to look over your latest comment for mistakes, or should I let you know what's wrong with it.
P.S. Unless it was for comedic effect. =D

Re-comment.

Wow. Some people are completely incapable of noticing an intentional grammatical error. For the record, my spelling and grammar are flawless. But always following the rules of English perfectly and spotting others' errors can get boring, so I intentionally leave out words here and there for comedic effect. And if you're going to correct my grammar, at least don't make mistakes in your correction.
*People ARE stupid. Are, a.r.e, got it?
or
*People ARE stupid, are, a.r.e, got it?
Both of those are correct, but yours, my friend, was not.

Oh well. At least grasshoppers and locusts are within the same sub-order, where as crickets and katydids are in a completely different one.

There is no Cinderella. I think you mean Aurora.

Then nobody would have corrected me. And ^this comment would never have been posted. Or this reply that I'm typing.

And yes, I know that was you that downvoted me for my exasperation.

You know, you can edit your previous comment to fix your mistake without pointing out that you made it? Probably nobody would've noticed.

Yes, I know. If you bothered to read any of the other comments, this has already been covered.

You are showing your true colors as a huge-ass pansy. You log out of your account to say this because you're afraid people will know this is what you think.

Yeah, I was pretty tired when I posted this. Felt like an idiot afterwards.

The word fuck is actually quite versatile. It can be used as an exclamation, as in "FUCK!", a verb, as in "I totally fucked her", or as an adjective, as in "Dude, you are fucked up". While most words ending in an i-n-g would be considered a progressive verb, fuck is an exception, used in this case as an adjective. Learn the art of the fuck before you comment on its use.

But what if there is no such thing as a guest.

Tank you! I was afraid that hilarious comment would go unnoticed!

Honestly, how damn hard is it to put in an email?

NOBODY TOUCH IT! Just let it stay there.