I myself have more memories of the Nintendo 64 opening and the GameBoy Color opening. In fact, I didn't even have a Ps1 until the first Ps3's were coming out

Food, books, Christmas.....they just harmed 84.63% of my life

Agreed. I must kill somebody.
Can I help?

.........I could smack you, but dammit that was funny

Yes. And if I'm not mistaken, that shoe hit Harry Styles, the biggest womanizing douchebag of the bunch

Yeah it was hot, but it got the job done fast

I myself am fairly uneducated in the medical field, so would you mind explaining to me in exactly what way putting a dab of honey on your skin overnight would be a recipe for death?

This comment.....is a good comment

It's saying I made the right choice, cause I've honestly considered doing this myself

Is 17 too young to be wearing that?

It's actually Moretz, but close

Like this? *winks*

I think not. Rather, I shall invest in a library with a reading pit and more books than I've ever heard of. A roll-down projector screen connected to my PC and game consoles, and lots of food. That way I can be sure I attract the right type of girl

But....when I think about it, I don't necessarily want to work my way into multiple women's hearts. Just one would do quite nicely

I shall gladly accept this burden, master, and go forth into the world. There are those out there who need me. Me and my shirt removal skills, and they will not be left unaided! This I swear, upon the graves of my ancestors, and from the very depth of my being.
*battle cry*
MY SHIRT SHALL BE REMOVED!!!!

Like, what if I'm some douche bag who will inevitably misuse this information?

I love how I'm getting advice on how to remove clothing in front of girls from girls online I've never actually met

I'll take your word for it

To be fair, I have no experience with removing my shirt in the presence of a girl