It erected the bar

I think it's the other way around...

I thought the first sentence said,"So I was out to eat this child..."

Man: hoo iz teh gud creb?
Creb: i iz teh gud creb

Scones and Biscuits are not the same. Biscuits are commonly served at meals in the United States, especially in the South, where they are considered a staple in the diet. They are easy to make from scratch and have become even easier thanks to refrigerator dough found in supermarkets. Scones, though thought of as a common part of English High Tea, actually originally came from Scotland. Since biscuits tend to be best served warm and the taste of scones does not change if they have been sitting around, you may find scones more available throughout the world in coffee shops and other breakfast outlets.

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That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!

Wait...
So my birthday happened twice?

Swiggity swooty
I'm comin for that booty