Nacho: what's wrong
Taco: it's nacho problem
Nacho: So I guess you don't wanna taco bout it?
Taco: no
Nacho: okay, bye
*nacho walks out*
*pepper walks in*
Pepper: man, that guy was jalapeño business

Why is the baby's hair blue

Bloody hell, man…

It's just "no worries" not "there are no worries"

I can't sleep

Thank you kindly, guest

It means something else

Yes

The trees look so peaceful

110.066007

Sunderday julaugust twelveteenth

They are all named after artists

Dafuq

U know what else is racist: how they coloured him black instead of brown

He isn't forcing anyone

I always say that but people are like DAFUQ

When justin timberlake starts to shiver:
Justin Timbershake

I always thought Paul was a girl

Calm down there, Satan

What about sleeping beauty

Now that we know who invented bacon, should we try and figure out who invented milk?

Ahh… the fresh prince of bel-air