That's me coming home from work on the Interstate at full speed instead of crawling in bumper-to-bumper rush hour traffic

Very regal!

Baby... Ruth????

For variety you could have middle of the night Waffle House sometimes also

Except we didn't:(

Ngl they had me in the first half

I didn't think I would like anyone for this, but after seeing this I'm wrong

His expression makes it look like a modern photograph

Aww good advice birb is back and I love him

Malfunctioning for sure

Thanks for the pep talk birb

Nope that's a ghost

He looks innocent to me. Must not be his.

Tfw you see your mortal enemy in the produce section of Walmart

He could be in that Cadbury egg commercial!

Don't be sad doc!

Happy Easter! :)