Just emblazon "thot" in space for everyone to see.

Dark humor is kinda like food for that same reason.

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Just enough to break the ice, baby.

This is literally everyone's dream.

Somebody's trying to f*** the police.

As long as people keep buying it in August, they'll keep selling it in August.

They might have USED every part of a buffalo, but they didn't EAT every part of a buffalo.

I read this as "Stones carved by wolves"

Exhibit A: Donald Trump is leading polls.

Just drove threw Savannah. These trees are crazy.

I have a conspiracy theory that Donald Trump is dying of a rare disease and this is his "screw it" moment.

Can we do this with just the election system? Because it's outdated.

DunDaDun Da Da Dun

Most internet quotes are fake
- Thomas Jefferson

His arms are extended, as if he has two women at his side. This is extremely homophobic and perpetuates rape culture.

That's not Martin Luther.

Iggy Azalea is engaged to a black guy.

I'm not a math genius, but I'm pretty sure that's a lot more than 21 things

This was the story no one heard because of Caitlyn Jenner.