Looks kinda like the Vault Boy.

Japan. Japan is happening here

Also it's like a guaranteed scholarship to be a guy cheerleader

How many moms will ask their kid if they should get a subscription to RedTube? How many?

*mentions the new one with the awful art*

I want them to remake Breaking Bad with Nick Offerman as Walter

We would have meaningful reform of student loans if young people would vote. The reason the retired were able to get Medicare and Social Security is because 90% of them vote.

Average Anal

It's gonna happen a lot in Far Cry: Primal... When you get tired from having to walk everywhere.

As a white, male, teenager, I want to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.

Pro Tip: Roast peeps over a fire

My anchor also has tiny feet ;)

Still not as impressive as Kim-Jong Un's golf game. Heard he averages 11 holes-in-one per round.

Unless half of the population secretly has no nipples. *puts on tin foil hat*

Also 10 times less drivable than American cars. Or Japanese ones.

That's a weird looking ice cream cone.