Wait...you want to need to learn both Fahrenheit and Celsius so one can be used for science and the other for temperature? Wouldn't it make sense to just use the one majority of the world uses?

Well...technically she isn't drugging them, she's drugging herself if the brownies are meant to be eaten by her

Nah, happens in the west heaps. I can't even get to my bus without getting swooped

But what if I'm a super genius that made Galaxy-Destroying weapons? What happens then?

"I'm trying to watch my weight"

But thinking along those lines, maybe you got the chance to press this button but forgot about it and didn't end up being a wizard, technically you might be living in the world of Harry Potter now

If you are to call a repost, get the link to the original at least

Not sure if this is correct, but I heard somewhere that the female lays the eggs, and then the male fertilises them or something

Don't forget football

Ya get in the TARDIS and get the hell away from them

All of my doctors hand write my prescriptions, and I've been to quite a few doctors

Away. Far away

Wasn't it the Titan that made humans (forgot his name) disobeyed Zeus and gave fire to us so we could evolve?

Hair tie

Very bad things