Didn't think I'd read the whole post but the reviews are like pringles and after one I couldn't stop. Holy god this was hilarious.

Love Johnny Depp, totally disagree with the quote. No one has a finite amount of love, and you can love new people without diminishing the love you have for others. Truly being in love with someone doesn't mean you might not love someone else too, it means you choose to be faithful regardless of new feelings for new people. On that note, sherwally, I choked on my tea when I read your comment, awesome pun.